DeForest Kelley as Dr. Leonard (Bones) McCoy

(Sound Files Mostly Small Wave and AU Files Less than 75K)

1. I'm a doctor, not a brick layer!
2. No, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!
3. I'm a doctor, not an engineer!
4. What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor?
5. I will not peddle flesh! I am a physician!
6. Crazy way to travel spreading a man's molecules all over the universe.
7. No! Signed aboard this ship to practice medicine, not to have my atoms scattered back and forth across space by this gadget..
8. Spock! Do something!
9. Are you out of your Vulcan mind?
10. Where are you going to look for Spock's brain?
11. No one can restore a brain!
12. Of course! A child could do it!
13. His brain is unimpaired! Everything else is functioning normally except his memory!
14. By Golly! He won't die!
15. He's Dead, Jim!
16. Oh, I find that shocking!
17. Very Impressive!
18. Oh joy.
19. We know what a Klingon is!
20. Damn it Jim! What the hell's the matter with you?
21.What are we doing here? Maybe they are throwing us a retirement party.
22. Come on Spock! It's me, McCoy! (256kb)
23. I'm not a magician Spock, just an old country doctor!
24. The green blooded sob!
25. I'll touch you anyway or manner!
26. I'm the Doctor around here!
27. Shut-up Spock we're rescuing you!
28. Oochie Woochie Coochie Coo!
29. Good God Man! Get out of there!
30. In a pig's eye!
31. Sick Bay to Captain Kirk!
32. Well, I got Sick Bay ready!
33. Now will someone please tell me what's going on?
34. What did you do?

Large McCoy Wav Files

35. For 27 years I have been Ship's surgeon.
36. I am Leonard McCoy.

A Special Thanks to Maureen Grinter and Mitchell for contributing sound files. BHBplus's Home Page
COPYRIGHT 1997 By Mary Jensen
Last Updated April 10, 1999

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