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1. Okay kids, you are an American when you go into a bathroom, American when you come out, so what does that make you when you are inside the bathroom????

Answer: European

2. Why does a fireman wear Red Suspenders?

Answer: Keep his pants up

3. What do you give a 700lb Gorilla ???

Answer: ANYTHING HE WANTS

3. Why is ET's eyes bugged??

Answer: He seen his Telephone Bill.

4. Why does a bear wear a fur coat?

Answer: He would look funny wearing a raincoat.

4. What do you call a stick with no legs and arms?

Answer: A Board.

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