There is about cornflakes in a box.

1. Life sucks if you're a lemon.


2. It would save our government a lot
 of money if Jehovah's witnesses just
 delivered the mail.


3. Our constitution protects aliens,
 drunks and U.S. Senators.


4. O Lord, help me to be pure, but not
 yet.


5. I'm still an atheist, thank God.

6. Speak the truth, but leave immediately 
after.


7. Computers can figure out all kinds of 
problems, except the things in the world 
that just don't add up.
>8. Start every day off with a smile and
 get it over with.


9. Trusting today's politicians are like 
trusting Colonel Sanders with your chickens.


10. SPAM - Some Parts Are Meat.


11. Those are my principles, and if you don't 
like them... well, I have others.


12. If you don't know what to do, call the 
media and at least give the appearance of 
doing something. 


13. Do not regret growing older. It is a
 privilege denied to many.


14. The city is not a concrete jungle, it
 is a human zoo.


15. I heard the best way to regenerate body 
heat is to crawl naked into a sleeping bag 
with someone who's already naked. - Mulder 
to Scully. 
 If it rains sleeping bags, maybe you'll
 get lucky. - Scully


16. What happens to the hole when the 
cheese is gone?


17. He who lives by the sword, will 
eventually be wiped out by some bastard
 with a sawn off shotgun.


18. If you are going to do something wrong
 at least enjoy it.
>19. Money can't buy happiness; it can, 
however, rent it.


20. The only really happy folk are 
married women and single men.


21. I am Starr. Starr I are.


22. The more you run over a dead squirrel, 
the flatter it gets.


23. When shit becomes valuable, the poor
 will be born without assholes.


24. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.


25. What's another word for Thesaurus?


26. If toast always lands butter-side down,
 and cats always land on their feet, what
 happen if you strap toast on the back of
 a cat and drop it?


27. I love mankind; it's people I can't
 stand.


28. When I was a little kid we had a sand 
box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only
 child... eventually. 


29. Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away
 zone... when I came back the entire area 
was missing. 


30. I went to the bank and asked to borrow 
a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I
 said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." 

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