The Basement scene of they're first kiss. I hope all the sounds are in order...
Xander:Then go, I'm not stopping you.
Cordelia:I bet you wouldn't. I bet you would let a girl go off to her doom all by herself...
more...you're special
Cordelia:Sorry,I forgot I was stranded with a loser!
Xander:Oh yeah, I never forgot I'm stuck with the numb brain who let Mr.Mutant in the house in the
first place...
more...loser!
Xander:I hope these are my last few moment. Three more seconds of you and I'm gonna...
Cordelia:Gonna what? Coward!
more...I HATE you!
Xander:We so need to got outta here.
Cordelia:Mmmmhm!
Get outta here
If I have any of these mixed up, please e-mail me, or write in my guestbook about it. I don't have the ep on tape, so I don't know if it's right or not.
Cordelia:Dorkhead
Xander:Dorkhead! You slash me with you words!
Dorkhead
Cordelia:Hey, if Sunnydale Highschool shuts down forever, do we
automatically graduate?
Xander:But why? What does he want? Actually, thats an interesting point
Graduate
Cordelia:You're a pervert?
Xander:Me!?!
Cordelia:Yeah.
Xander:No no no no. I seem to recall I was the jumpee my friend
Pervert
Cordelia:Oh God, what have I done? They're never going to speak to me
again!
Xander:Oh sure they are. If it helps, whenever we're around togehter, you and I
can fight a lot.
Cordelia:You promise?
Xander:You can pretty much count on it.
Promise
Cordelia:I hope you guys aren't going to the Sadie Hawkins dance tonight because
I'm organizing a boycott. Do you realize that the girls have to ask the guys? And
pay, and everything? I mean, whos genious idea was that?
Xander:Obviously some hairy leg femminst.
Sadie Hawkins Dance
Cordelia:Personal shopper, or motivational speaker. Neato!
Xander:Motivational speaker? On what? 10 Ways to a More Annoying You?
speaker
Cordelia:You drag me out of bed for a ride? What am I? Mass transportaion?
Xander:Thats what a lot of the guys say, but thats just locker room talk. I
wouldn't pay any mind to it.
talk
Cordelia:Oh right! You're obsession with protecting Buffy. Have I told you how attractive
that's not?
Xander:Cordelia, someones gotta watch her back.
Cordelia:Yeah, well I've seen you watch her back
more...Fine, watch my back
Xander:You wanna go to the utility closet and makeout?
Cordelia:God, is that all you ever think about? Okay.
Make out
Xander:Hey Cordy, nice outfit
Cordelia:Oh very funny.
Xander:Not really
Cordelia:What are you saying?
Xander:Nice outfit?
Cordelia:Well why don't you just keep your mouth shut?
Nice outfit!
Xander:What about me? What can I do?
Cordelia:Well you could go out to the parking lot and practise running like a man.
Practise running like a man
Xander:Well it was dark and the thing went through the window so quick and I was uh a little shocked when I saw it and uh
Cordelia:Go ahead, say it. You ran like a woman.
Xander:Hey, if you saw this thing you'd run like a woman too!
You ran like a woman
Cordelia:If we die in here, I'm gonna kick your ass, I mean it!
Kick you ass
Cordelia:You're starting to look at little slagged. What, are you just skipping foundation entirely now? You're looking a little slagged
Cordelia:Xander? OHMIGOD Xander! Oh, its me, Cordelia?
Cordys speech to mutant Xander fish...Speedos
Cordelia:You're really campaigning for Bitch of the Year aren't you?
Buffy:As defending champion, you nervous?
Bitch of the Year
Cordelia:Look Buffy, you may be hot stuff when it comes to demonology or whatever, but when it comes to dating, I'm the slayer
When it comes to dating, I'm the slayer
Cordelia:Whatever's causing the Joan Colins 'tude, deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever. But get over it.
Get over it
Willow:Feels like home.
Cordelia:If its the fifties and you're a psycho...
If its the fifties and you're a psycho
Willow:Buffy's not in here for cosmetic surgery.
Cordelia:No, but while she's in here, she might as well get that thing done. You know that thing on her face? You know that thing?
That thing
Cordelia:And if you get me out of this, I swear I'll never be mean to anyone ever again, unless the REALLY deserve it
or it that time of the month, in which case, I don't think YOU or anyone else can hold me responsible.
Willow:Ask for some asprin.
Asprin
Xander:Willow, you are the best human ever! I adore you! Thats the cookies talking, but you ROCK!
cookies talking
Xander:Angel's our friend. Except I don't like him
Angel's our friend
Xander:So Buffy, how'd the slaying go lastnight?
Buffy:Xander!
Xander:I mean how'd the laying go last night? No, I don't mean that either.
How'd the slaying go
Xander:And while I'm whittling, I plan to whistle a jaunty tune!
Whistle a jaunty tune
Willow:Xander! What happened? Did Cordelia win another round in the broom closet?
Xander:You're just a big bucket of funny, Will.
You're a bucket of funny