These are some of my favourite quotes from the DragonLance novels.
Fizban talking to a tree...
"I say, did you hear me?" The old man shook a worn walking stick at the oak. "I said move it and I meant it! I was sitting on that rock" -he pointed to a boulder- "enjoying the rising sun on my old bones when you had the nerve to cast a shadow over it and chill me! Move this instant. I say!" The tree did not respond. It also did not move. "I won't take any more of your insolence!" The old man began to beat on the tree with his stick. "Move or I'll - I'll -" "Someone shut that looney in a cage!" Fewmaster Toede shouted, galloping back from the front of the caravan. "Get your hands off me!" the old man shreiked at the draconians who ran up and accosted him. He beat on them feebly with his staff until they took it away from him. "Arrest the tree!" he insisted. "Obstructing sunlight! That's the charge!"
Quote 2: This is my very favourite quote GO RAISTLIN!!
The exchange between Raistlin and Takhisis when she first promises him eternal torture...
What, not yet on your knees?
"My Queen...it is your move."
The all time best line in all the books, showing Raistlin's true confidence and daring in his ability to defeat the Dark Queen. I absolutely LOVED it!!!!
"The cruelest torture one can inflict on a kender is to lock him up. Of course, it is also widely believed that the cruelest form of torture one can inflict on any other species is to lock them up with a kender."
"You realise we won't have a spoon left?" -- Tika Majere on being told that Tasslehoff Burrfoot was alone in the house (Tasslehoff Burrfoot (Tas) is a kender for those that dont know)
"Don't change the colour to match the walls. Look like you belong and the walls will change colour to match you" -- Famous Kender Proverb
Quote 6: This is my second fav quote of all time!
"Kitiara: There is something I would ask. Something I have long been curious about. What do magic-users wear beneath their robes, dark elf?.' 'Very little,'Dalamar murmured. 'And what do warrior women wear beneath their armor?' 'Nothing.'" -- Kitiara to Dalamar
"'I think I will have the commander to dinner tonight after all. Send for him.'...'We have many military matters to discuss.' Kitiara laughed again, starting to unbuckle the straps of her armor. 'Matters of unguarded flanks, breaching walls, thrust, and penetration..." -- Kitiara Uth Matar
"Uh. Fizban, he said. Your hats on fire." -- Tasslehoff Burrfoott talking to Fizban.
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