It´s hard to say who´ll be the winner of the 71st Annual Academy Awards® ceremony. Look at the nominated films: Elizabeth - historic portrait of famous Qeen of Cheese, It's a terrible life - when nobody wants to play with you even if you are the last man on earth, Saving Private Chicken - dramatic story from the time |
of the Cheese War. Sergeant Heiney is sent to save Chicken's butt. Filmed in photorealistic red colors! This movie has really good chances. And we've got exclusive MOVIE POSTER for you! just look at it on next page. Shakespeare in Pantyhose - romantic story about man who fell in love with his pantyhoses. |
The Thin Red Guy - what can also happen during the Surgeory contest. Nominated as best actors are: Heiney Bottom, Lance Sackless, Ivan Panced, Irwing C.Slacksoff and Mr.Devlin. What's your tip for the winner? Other news: We've got 3 lovely letters. Just check out the E-hell. |