Yes, I used to be the proud owner of what has been called by some "the most evil computer known to man." It was POSSESSED!! The monitor would spin, the mouse floated mysteriously, and a splitpea-soup-like substance would come spirting out of the disk drives. It was a very scary machine. Someone needed to put an end to its reign of terror. There was only one way to kill it....

One fateful monday afternoon, after freezing repeatedly the night before in a last ditch attempt to annihilate me, dear Mr. Evil-Puter, Satan himself, met "Mr.Chainsaw". There was a puff of smoke and a burst of maniacal laughter and then...

Satan the computer was no more.