HEY ALL!!! WELCOME TO MY FUNHOUSE!!!!
"It's like a vacation in hell, only not quite as hot!"

Yup...this is it!! It's a funhouse...a house of fun.
HAVING FUN YET!?!??!!?
As you have probably guessed already there is no point to this page at all whatsoever!!! It's merely here so I can say I have a page!!! You can ahead and get upset 'cuz theres nothing here but first ask yourself this question....This page may be dumb but who's dumber the one who made it or the one who came to it!! WUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!


HEY GUESS WHAT?
I have a NEW site!
This site won't be updated anymore (i don't think... depends on my mood i guess), but feel free to look around!
Then when you are finished here, you can check out my new site. There isn't a whole lot there at the current moment, BUT I am working on getting the "personal" part of it up :)

The Home Of The Duck

Ok well.. here goes...This is my first attempt at a web page, and I know nothing about any of this. I'm just playing around on a Saturday afternoon! Anyway, as I have already said, the page has no point, its just here for the heck of it... so i can have something to keep me busy when I'm bored and have no friends online. So don't go e mailing me and yelling and whining about it!!
:-) Have fun!!

Here are the different sections of the vast empire that is my web site....


GO HERE FIRST!!
Its QUICK and EASY. Although I'm not sure if its necessary, go to this page and download the less commonly known fonts used on my pages. (humor me, I don't know what I'm talking about!!)

ClickyClicky Right here! This is my "Page Of Stupid" Go there.. its FUN!

ITS EVIL! This is the totally UNAUTHORIZED home page of my old computer :-)

ELVIS! Go to my ELVIS LIVES page :-)

Silly Links This lovely page contains links to some of the silliest pages I could find

YAY! MOM HAS A PAGE!How can i write a description? the page doesn't even exist yet!

Holly's Page of cats Go and see my cat's own personal page :-)

Sign The FUN Guestbook! Never has signing a guestbook been so fun!

Click Here if you want to learn more about me, the ever so intriguing Rissa!!

RISSA@rissa_is_a_goddess.com
HEY!!!!! E-MAIL ME!!!!
ok?


The FUNHOUSE Has Been Visited By

People Just Like YOU!!
(Sappy huh??!!)

Rissa's SuperFUN Funhouse Links

Beens Home Page
Go to my sisters page.... its even MORE lame than mine!!! lol... j/k you know i love ya Amy!!!! (((((((((((((AMY-Everybodys Favorite Beeeeeeeen))))))))))))
NOTE: July 7, 2001: Is amy's site even still there?! She's my own sisyter and I do not know!

The Home Of the Duck (MY NEW SITE!)
Here it is, my NEW SOOPERDOOPER site! Come see me and sign my new guestbook (seeing as how this one doesn't appear to be functioning!)



The site was created and is maintained (if you an call it that!) by RISSA!!
If i say PLEASE, will you not steal my stuff?
(not that there is anything anyone would want, but i gots to be a careful little girl, dunt i?)






























HEY! What are YOU doing here??
The page is OVER!

Go HOME!
What did you think the page would go on FOREVER??
SHEESH! The nerve of some people!
I GIVE and GIVE and GIVE! And it's NEVER good enough! :(