*R rushes in the door just as H picks up magazine*
H:Whoa, better than Amy's time. I'll need to start my own "On Time
Hall Of Fame"
R:Yeah, whatever. Thanks for inviting me to this interview
H:Why are you thanking me? You have a life and your time is 
valuable. I have no life so my time is useless
R:Well, it was my day to clean the temple
H:Oh, so the only reason you came was to get out of chores?
R:Partly, yes
H:What is Grandpa doing today?
R:He's recruiting new volunteers for the temple.....
H:All women?
R:How'd you guess?
H:Well, everyone knows that your Grandpa is a "little" crazy about 
women
R:I guess.....
H:How does that fire reading thing work?
R:It comes with the cable TV
H:But don't you need some special talent?
*R nods with pride*
R:Yes, and now I have a book telling about fire reading
*R pulls out book and gives it to H*
*H reads cover out loud*
H:Fire reading in 10 easy steps, by Raye Hino
*H looks through the pages*
H:There's a chapter about how to yell at Serena?!?!?! What does 
that have to do with fire reading?
R:Yelling at Serena takes a lot of talent and training
H:Okay.....  Can I keep the book?
R:Sure, I have tons of copies
H:How do your magical Post-Its work?
R:What did you say?
H:Oh yeah, they're magic charms. Serena called them Post-Its though
*R's face turns red with anger*
R:I TOLD HER NEVER TO CALL THEM POST-ITs!
*R storms out of the room*
H:Uh, thanks for the interview