*H taps her watch then tends to her Giga Pet*
*S runs in, out of breath*
S:Sorry I'm late. I missed my bus over here
H:Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. I knew I should have gotten that magazine
S:Are you going to ask me questions or what? I gave up flirting 
with Andrew to talk to you today
H:I'm sorry Serena, but this is for the success of my web page
*S sighes*
H:Well, let's get started. I hear things with you and Darien aren't
so well
*S cries*
*H secretly turns on an audio tape player to record the crying*
*A few minutes pass, S stops crying, H stops tape*
S:Darien doesn't want to see me anymore. I think it's Rini's fault. 
As soon as she appeared, Darien started hating me
H:So what's your plan to get rid of Rini?
S:Will this interview be shown in public? I don't want Rini to hear
about my plan
H:Uh, no. It'll just be on my web site on the internet
S:That's a relief, I thought other people would hear this
conversation
*H thinks, "Serena is even more of a dweeb than I thought"
S:First I'll fix her hair to look like Raye's
H:Why Raye's?
S:So the little flamingo will bug Raye about having HER hairstyle. 
Anyway, then Raye will use one of those "magical Post-Its" to get 
the evil out of her. Since Rini is all evil, she'll disappear
*H nods in approval*
H:Pretty good. ?So how does it feel to be a super hero?
S:Not all glamour as people think. A lot of pain too
H:Like what kind of pain?
S:Well, uh, I BROKE A NAIL!
*H lets out a fake gasp. Actually, almost to burst out in laughter*
H:I have an older brother, how is it to have a younger one?
S:Horrible, he sneaks into every part of my life and ruins 
everything
H:Sounds familiar....
H:So Serena, who does your hair?
S:I'm proud to say that I fix my own beautiful hair
*H thinks, "I've got mention that to Darien. Then he'll call her a
meatball chef as well as meatball head."
H:Well, thanks for your time Serena. Remember to come back for the
dual interview
S:Sure, but who is the interview with?
H:Uh, don't call us, we'll call you
*S walks out the door, totally confused*