The Story Behind Bumper Cars

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There was a new Cab Driver working the Downtown Eastside, commonly known as Skid Road. In the 100 Block of East Hastings is one of the largest collection of criminals, junkies, cokeheads, crack users, prostitutes, pimps and customers you are likely to find anywhere in the world. The area is dominated by seedy bars and even seedier all night convenience stores. The man unfamiliar with the area thought that it would be safe to dash in grab a coffee and leave the car running. Big mistake! One junkie who even when she is straight is a little lacking in the brain department, jumped into the drivers side of the cab and took off. She went fishtailing down the street, scattering pedestrians, garbage cans and traffic in her path. She got as far as Granville Street where she hit a car turning left and came to an abrupt halt. The junkie scrambled out of the car and was staggering around in the street, when Pam Dawes arrived on the scene. Pam was working overtime doing a Drinking Driver Roadblock assignment. She figured she had just stumbled across a minor routine traffic accident. Unfortunately the junkie had crossed boundaries from radio chgannel 2 where all of the previous action was being broadcast, into channel 1 where Pam found the accident. The junkie was staggering around in traffic partly from the accident and mostly from the load of heroin she had in her system. Trying to ensure her safety Pam went to sit the junkie in the back seat of her police unit. The junkie had other ideas and sat in the front seat. Pam was trying to get her out of there when the junkie decided to repeat history, slammed the car in gear and took off. Other units who were arriving on the scene saw the unit take off and heard Pam broadcasting. One decided to end the whole scenario there and then and rammed the police cruiser almost head on, ending the little chase. The final tally I believe was 2 police units with minor damage, one cab destroyed, 1 civilian car with major damage, 2 other cars with minor damage, and a whole lot of wounded pride.

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