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208 ON SPECHT Police officer loses something important
207 ADVICE FROM THE OLD GUY  As the title says
206 HOT NEWS News, Hot Off The Press!
205 VSU-CCW A tribute to VPD Volunteers
204 IMMIGRATION VS BUSTERS An immigration car gets towed
203 GASSED A new recruit gets gas
202 BLACK CLOUD A black cloud follows a policeman
201 OOPS A radio broadcast faux pas
200 UMBRELLA BOYS An innovative tool for foot beats
199 POOPED A new recruit learns a forensic lesson
198 BOOM CAR A Policewoman has a mishap
197 CHALKED A Policeman chalks one up to experience
196 MISSING MEMBER A Policeman forgets something important
195 SPANKY AND OUR GANG An unusual compliance tactic
194 DOG BITE Dog bites man
193 LITTLE STEVIE Phoning a stakeout
192 PIGEON HUNTERS The hard and the soft
191 COASTER GIRL Mysterious screams on the radio
190 DISTRICT TWO SEX ED A young PW learns about the sexes
189 FUNK N HYDE The missing keys
188 THE DUEL The author gets shot
187 FIGHT NIGHT The fight of the century
186 THE ALUMINUM COYOTE RIDES AGAIN A Sergeant gets trapped in a car
185 "KEENER" CURT A veteran officer shows up early
184 ACE FLEWELLING, PET DETECTIVE Two young police members helping a raccoon
183 AIN'T TECHNOLOGY GRAND? Discussing our new payroll system
182 THE CHAMP A young policewoman in a bar fight
181 SCREAMIN' SALLY DAVIES A young policewoman broadcasts a chase
180 WEIGHT AND GO BOOM A weight lifting bomb call
179 HOT STUFF A close encounter of the pepper kind
178 CCUH-OH The ultimate indignity
177 THE BIG ARREST A surprising arrest
176 JIMMY THE GREEK A naked truth
175 RAT PATROL A fight to the death
174 ONE MAG RADONS A Sergeant Forgets something
172 BROTHER, WHO DID IT? A twin creates havoc
171 ANNIE ANNIE WHERE IS ANNIE Media Liaison gets lost
170 WEDDING INVITE A verse for a wedding invitation
169 THE BATTLE OF FUZZY SLIPPERS Two policewomen battle an aged lady
168 A POX ON THEE Itchy and Scratchy live
167 POLICE ACT TACT A pair of cops disciplined for gas
166 ALL IS NOT LOST A radio is lost, one partner blames other
165 COMMUNITY POLICING Professional babysitting service
164 POSSESSION A lady possessed by demons
163 ARTHUR AND THE STREET SWEEPER Follow up to Car Wash telling old tale
162 CAR WASH A run in at the car wash
161 THE GREAT FIRE OF '98 Police building on fire
160 PIG PURSUIT Dances with pigs
159 THE EXHIBIT MAN Evidence temporarily hides
158 CODE THREE, APEC A Mounty protects Bill Clinton
157 NEVER SAY THE Q WORD Tempting fate and losing
156 PADDY MELD The melding of a partnership
155 THE DANCE An emergency dance
154 BUMPER CARS Real, live, bumper cars
153 THE INSPECTOR Car follow with a biting conclusion
152 THE BANDIT My encounter with a bandit
151 LATTE MAN A dog man gets a latte bath
150 THE DIVINE STEVE SHAW A little divine intervention
AAA SOMEBODY HAS TO A poem from my daughter to me
149 ONE YEAR One year since losing Cliffy
148 HERR-RUBS A farewell to transferred squad mates
147 BARNEY A new guy gets a nickname
146 KILLER SMURF A practical joke almost goes awry
145 DOCTOR PEPPER Tactical deployment of pepper spray
144 A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT Another one bites the dust
143 SHOW MUST GO ON A Pipe Band Member loses something 
142 GUN CONTROL? A Detective loses an important something
141 REPORT WRITING PRIMER A friendly poke at "special"squads 
140 THE ROOKIE A rookie gets nicely set up 
139 GIVE THE COPS THE FINGER A crook gets "fingered" for a crime
138 CONSTABLE CLIFF LISTER Tribute to a fallen friend 
137 SALUTE TO THE WORKING MAN The Motorcycle Drill Team Salutes 
136 FIRE-PARA-MEDICS? The Firemen want another job 
135 DEAD OR ALIVE? The Coroner is the latest victim 
134 KAMIKAZE KAZUTA A Rookie has just a slight mishap 
133 SHOESHINE BOY A double practical joke 
132 CRASHIN' N BANGIN' A race against sex
131 POLICE DEPARTMENT DANCERSIZE A new form of excersize 
130 STONE COLD An unusual arrest
129 MISSING WITNESS A witness vanishes
128 DRIVEN TO DRINK A Sergeant gets her car stolen
127 BUCK Police Dog "Buck" makes an arrest
126 POLITICAL CORRECTSPEAK A lament over changing language
125 LEMKURT LAMENT Bicycle Patrol officer's mishap
124 BEEPER ROOTER A Reserve Policewoman drowns her pager
123 DA BOYS IN DA HOOD An "Armed" encounter
122 DEB Dedication to the passing of a friend
121 IT WAS TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY Celebrating my Recruit Class 20 year Anniversary
120 THE BALLAD OF WOUNDED BUM The shooting of a gang member

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