Spanky and Our Gang

The scene begins, just yesterday, right at Three Twelve Main,

A fighting, naked, drunken, man, behind there in the lane.

Pepper spray had been deployed, twice to no avail,

The guy just had to be subdued, they knew they mustn’t fail.

Charlene Vilkas had one arm, George Wood had the other,

Emma Pedersen grabbed his feet, this really was a bother.

The guy was huge, his arms so big, handcuffs wouldn’t fit,

How could they stop this madman, and make him want to quit.

Face down in the laneway, butt naked in the air,

Denice Kask looking for a way, to make this drunkard care.

The fight continued for some time, nothing seemed to work,

Not pressure points, nor brute force, were working on this jerk.

He screamed and yelled, and kicked and fought, they held him very tight,

Denice then tried a new approach, to end this drunken fight.

She moved in closer to the guy, her target was acquired,

The first strike quickly found its mark, like a missile had been fired.

With a mighty crack the first one hit, no effect is what they say,

The second one had also failed, a third was on the way.

Several more were needed, before this fight was done,

A bigger set of handcuffs, and now our team had won.

What was the secret weapon, that seemed to stop this mutt?

Denice gave him a spanking, right on his naked butt.

Bare hand she delivered, there was no hanky panky,

Earning her new nickname, you can all just call her “Spanky”.

PC 664 T.J. Gowdyk 01-05-11 (195)