Weight And Go Boom
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Peter Ryan came to work, before the sun
could rise,
A workout in the weight room, today he’d
work his thighs.
His briefcase with his papers, was well
and truly stuffed,
And left sitting in the lobby, while Pete
worked on getting buffed.
.
Well, someone got suspicious, of that
briefcase on the floor,
Thinking maybe that a terrorist, had sneaked
inside our door.
Radio was notified, and things got underway,
A bomb call in our lobby, what a way to
start a day.
.
The package was examined, their conclusions
were unsure,
Did the briefcase just hold paper? Or
something not so pure?
Meanwhile Pete was pumping weights, completely
unaware,
That his briefcase and its contents, might
be blasted in the air.
.
Time was moving quickly, sweat was running
free,
The contents of this package, was what
they had to see.
Feverishly they worked on it, the minutes
ticking past,
They had to get it figured out, before
the thing could blast.
.
The strategy was plotted out, the case
had all been wired,
Their own device was now in place, just
waiting to be fired.
Peter done his workout, on his way to
get a car,
He stepped into the lobby, but did not
get too far.
.
Just before the trigger dropped, to detonate
this case,
Peter walked right up to them, a smile
upon his face.
He grabbed the nasty package, and walked
out of the room,
Lifting up the bulky weight, before it
could go boom.
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PC 664 T.J. Gowdyk (180)
99-08-18
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