STORY BEHIND, NEVER SAY THE Q WORD

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It was a Thursday night in District Two, an unusually quiet night (oops, there's that word again). It is a rare night that District Two gets a night like this. I was working with a young Reserve officer who was just recently out of training. There were several Japanese police officers out on ride-alongs as well with several different members. My Reserve being young and eager I am sure was bored to tears. Well, I thought I would stir things up a bit.

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Each Vancouver police unit is equipped with a computer (Mobile Data Terminal or MDT for short). On it we can communicate car to car or car to radio without using up air time. About this time I made the fateful decision, I typed in the following words:

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"Gee its quiet out here. Yeah…too quiet"

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I sent that out city wide on what we call a PALL message (the code means Police ALL), meaning the message is sent to all police units that are signed on. For good measure I sent it to the Channel 2 radio operator as well. She warned me to stop, but I thought I would tease her a bit sending the word "quiet" to her several times.

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Without a bit of exageration, it was less than five minutes after sending the message that our totally dead night went "to hell in a handbasket". It started out with a car chase, a relatively minor and slow speed on ionvolving a stolen car. It ended with a minor car accident and the suspect started to run. He got bitten by the dog and shortly thereafter collapsed into seizures on the street. He was rushed to hospital at deaths door. It was only later it was determined that the suspect had eaten a large quantity of heroin to avoid police finding it. Almost killed him.

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Then there was a large bar fight over in the West End. Several District Two units had to race over to provide cover. There was another car chase this time involving a suspect in a stabbing in another neighbouring municipality. Then the radio operator got me back by dispatching me to a three car accident. When I got onscene it looked to be very serious and my suspicions were confirmed by paramedics who advised me it would probably be a fatal.

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Not long after there was a call that a car had just backed through a storefront and suspects were loading up. A unit arrived onscene just in time to see the car pulling out and heading down the road. The car was lost after a short chase. 10 minutes later another unit observed a possible suspect vehicle and tried to stop it. No dice the vehicle took off, car chase number 4. This one left Vancouver and went across the bridge into neighbouring West Vancouver.

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Then to cap things off for the night, just as units were heading in to do up their reports and start in on their overtime, a call came in that someone was seen breaking into the police holding compound. A Sergeant and two dogs arrived in time to catch the suspect inside.

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All of this because I said the word "QUIET". It’s a word service agencies worldwide will not say. We euphamistically refer to it as "The Q Word". This was an example of just what happens when the Q word is spoken.

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Anyway feeling terribly guilty about causing all this action, the following night I purchased a dozen doughnuts for each patrol squad (four of them) working Echo shift (7 pm to 6 am), plus I delivered a dozen doughnuts to our radio room as well. I can't say everyone forgave me for this faux pas, but at least I sweetened up their dispositions. As a result of all of this, the poem was born.

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