STORY BEHIND THE POEM BLACK CLOUD

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Chris Smith had been a police officer for some time, serving the City of New Westminster.  A couple of years ago, he decided to switch cities and came to Vancouver.  He works District 2 Squad 5, while I work District 2 Squad 9.  On this particular day, Chris, Jana Bradley and myself were working a special project together on what was normally a day off for us.  Chris and Jana in one marked patrol car, myself in another.

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We were actually on the way to meet up for coffee and they stopped for the red light at Victoria and Hastings.  Sitting beside them in a black Honda were two Middle Eastern men.  Suddenly the Honda accelerated right through the red light.  Chris and Jana could not believe what the had just seen and so they pulled the pair over.  A computer check revealed one of the men to be a Dangerous Offender.  Hearing this I pulled around the corner to provide cover.

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The Honda was facing south on the west side of the road, with the police car directly behind.  I was facing north on the east side of the street and just watching the two looking for signs of trouble.  Chris gave the driver a ticket.  He became enraged, slammed the car into gear, revved it up and screamed away with screaming smoking tires.  Chris tossed his metal ticket book cover onto the dash, while his hardcover fines book was on the console.  As Chris jumped into the car, the fines book slipped off the console onto the floor.  When Chris accelerated, the ticket book slid backwards and jammed in the steering wheel.  The fines book then became wedged under the brake pedal.  An amazing and freakish set of coincidences to be sure.  The car came forward with Chris jamming the brakes and desperately trying to steer.  No luck, and his car slammed right into the side of me.

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I was already trying to do a poem about one of Chris’s other mishaps, and this one just sealed the deal.  Since coming from New Westminster, Chris has had a series of bad luck that started on his first day.  During an orientation lecture, one of the instructors passed around a series of concealed weapons.  Chris was looking at a concealed pepper spray canister when it went off, soaking down his partner with pepper spray and clearing the entire classroom.

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On another occasion, Chris responded to the scene of a break in.  It was believed that the suspect was still inside the building.  There was an air conditioning vent on the side of the building on which the grill had been removed.  This was believed to be where the suspect got inside.  Chris volunteered to climb in because he was small enough to fit through the opening.  As he got in, he slipped and fell into an adjacent vertical shaft and came to rest at ground level, staring out through the steel bars of the grating.  Other officers were there and just howling with laughter because Chris was staring out through the bars like he was in jail.

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Because of his series of mishaps, his squad mates have started referring to him as “Black Cloud” and in fact took a piece of black material cut in the shape of a cloud and stuck it over his chair, with the wording “Chris Smith, the Black Cloud Sits Here” with an arrow pointing down.  Ironically, just before going on duty this day, Chris had asked me “when is my poem coming out anyway?”  After the accident, I looked at him and laughed saying, “I knew you wanted a poem but this is a little extreme don’t you think?”  Right after the incident was done I sat and wrote up the poem and presented it to him later over dinner.

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