To The Clean Up The Unions In Local Government Campaign

2000

This page is intended as a parody

If you believe that this Union is protecting your jobs , then you also believe in flying pigs , Yes the type you can see here! And you deserve the representation you get
We would now like to Present Comrade Sid Snot and his Wommens Committee

"'Allo, Sid Snot Union Bludger 'ere. My Dad told me that back in the Fifties when 'e was Union Bludger, they used to rip up the factory ,  I think that's disgusting - no, it's, it's animal. I mean, when we go to the factory now, we wouldn't dream of doing that! You know, we go to have a piss up... beat up a few   scabs and a manager or two , then on to reck Parliament and then go 'ome."  Well! We fink that since only 15% of you wankers voted in the Union Election , you deserve what you get.

Why don't you get off yer fat arses` and do somefink `bout it! Get up yer delegate , tell `im you want a fair dinkum election , wif everyone voting. Look `ere vote fer me and me womins committee behind me and we`ll sort these bastards out.

This page is intended to be absurd ridiculous , and outrageous. The purpose being , to give you the members a benchmark as to what is really happening within your Union.

All we ask is that you compare this absurdity with the reality..

And now an Introduction to are Wommens Committee Chair : the loverly , the hairy , the articulate ,

" Sister Cupid Stunt"

Sister Cupid Stunt welcomes you all with a big

"Feckin Kiss"*see notes

Visit Resignation.htm , for a print out form. Visit Deductions.htm , for a print out form. Regain yourself your esteem resign from the Union Home Previous Page Next Page Click"HERE" for Video Clip of Union Negotiators Busy At Work.(Large file may be slow
"Bill" , Are you going to the Union Demonstration about the miners?." Ben" , You've gotta be kidding , more than 50% of the miners and steel workers have agreed to take the pay rises, and that Sid Snot and his wommins committee will be there.We all get tarred with the same brush now , I`m glad I resigned. "Bill" , yeah , we could get rid of those bludgers always off on so called Union Business , and we have to do their work."Ben" , another bonus is not having to pay the Union Protection Money  . "Bill" , not only that, but , only 30% of our factory are Union members , and we have to work under their restrictive conditions , thats discrimination!!!!!! Okay , Lets Contact Employee Advocate and get the Good Oil.		Lets Just Hope Before their Union Meeting they take their.......Daily Dose Of.....

*Irish abbot. Born at Bile Fechin (Connacht), he was trained by Nathy at
Achonry (Co. Sligo) and made his first foundation at Fore (Westmeath).
Later he founded Ballysadare, Cong, Imaid Island, Omey, and Ard Oilean,
another island manstery, whence came the oldest MS. of his Life. In most of
these places are some ruins, of which a small part may go back to Fechin's
time. Like several other Irish saints, Fechin had a cult in Scotland, due
perhaps to the journeys of his disciples; there is a parish of St. Vigean
near Arbroath, where a fair was held on his feast, 20 January."