ALWAYS FOLLOW CORRECT LABORATORY TESTING PROCEDURES
ELEMENT : Men.
SYMBOL : M.
DISCOVEROR : God.
ATOMIC WEIGHT : Average expected as 70 Kg. with known isotopes ranging from 55 Kg to 280 Kg.
OCCURENCE : Occurs in free state, common, especially near ethanolic solutions. prefer to move solitarily. refined specimen are found in multi-national firms on executive posts.
CHARGE : When emotionally charged becomes negatively charged and deactivate after emitting electrons.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES :
1. Average density comparable to that of a white dwarf; first known example of degenerate matter.
2. A hard nonreactive metal.
3. Basic framework is composed of calcium salt.
4. Easily found in crude forms, but extremely difficult to refine.
5. Opaque, transparent, rarely clear.
6. Malliable & ductile when handle with effection.
7. On radiation stimuli may show magnetic and sticky properties.
8. Very adhesive to refined Wo specimen.
9. Boils when hits at Achillus heel.
10. Freezes on known reasons.
11. Melts with a glance of Wo.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES :
1. Insensitive to most reactions, generally inert.
2. Voilent reaction on mixing with M ( thats M squared).
3. Particularly subject to long-range attractive forces.
4. Forms very short lived complexes with MWo, MWo(2), MWo(3), etc. Restricted to MWo(4). Rigidity in MWo bonds restricts normal movements of Wo.
5. Tends to maximize entropy of environment.
6. Unstable under pressure.
7. Indulging in affinity towards Wo, often but with less power.
8. Emit ultra-romantic waves in most cases.
COMMON USES :
1. Trash removal.
2. Powerful reducing agent of food.
3. As jewellry, especially around little finger.
4. Handwarmer ( high quality samples).
5. A guard for element Wo.
TESTS :
1. Addition to soap and water causes grey ring to form on vessel.
2. Unusual combustive properties: moves rapidly from flame to flame.
3. Spectroscopy: emit characteristic weak lines. Turns blue in absence of all Wo, yellow in presence of excess Wo.
HAZARDS :
1. Organic absorption increases 2-3X when placed beside satellite T.V.
2. Age and frequent saturation with ethanol leads to permanent central swelling.
3. damages easily with rough handling (tends to deflate).
4. Always available for Nuptial bonding.
Chemical Analysis of Women
