ALWAYS FOLLOW CORRECT LABORATORY TESTING PROCEDURES
ELEMENT : Women.
SYMBOL : Wo.
DISCOVEROR : Adam.
ATOMIC WEIGHT : Accepted at 53.6 Kg. but known to vary from 40 to 200 Kg.
OCCURENCE : Occurs in free state. Migrates in clusters. Copious quantities in all urban areas. Refined specimen are found in showbiz.
CHARGE : When emotionally charged becomes positively charged and deactivate after receiving electrons.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES :
1. A soft reactive nonmetal.
2. In pure state it is ice solid.
3. Suface is usually covered in painted film.
4. Boils at nothing, freezes without known reason.
5. Melts if given special treatment.
6. Bitter if incorrectly used.
7. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
8. Yield if pressure is applied in correct place.
9. Fragile, handle with care.
10. Possesses high refractive index, due to which it acquires great brilliance.
11. Sweeter than honey if tasted correctly.
12. Value depends upon color, size & shape (i.e. figure).
13. Usually pure Wo are wheatish in color but also Bort & Carbonado forms are present.
14. Basic chasis is composed of Calcium salts.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES :
1. Has great affinity for Aurum, Angentum & Corrundum.
2. Absorbs great qualities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly upon saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent.
6. Rarely has affinity towards element 'M' but with a great power.
7. Emmit ultra-fashioned radiation usually in disintegrating phase.
8. Usually absorbs ultra-romantic waves but dangerous for infra-romantic ones.
COMMON USES :
1. Highly ornamental, specially in sports cars.
2. A great relaxation aid.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
4. For decorative purposes in glamourous world.
5. Powerful soothing agent & antidepressent.
6. powerful affectionating source.
TESTS :
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns chilli red when placed beside a better specimen.
3. Turns embrassed when element 'M' is placed in close vicinity.
HAZARDS :
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations for indefinite amount of time as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.
3. Highly dangerous if loses nuptial bond with 'M'.
4. Catalyses conflict reactions.
Chemical Analysis of Men
