DISNEY JOKES!!!
Taken from "The Ultimate Disney Joke Book" by Chip Lovett
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1. Why are Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse such cool characters?
2. How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?
3. What's Donald Duck's favorite type of TV show?
4. What's Mickey's favorite type of TV show?
5. Why did Goofy take a ladder to class?
6. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
7. Why did Goofy wear three jackets while painting?
8. Why did Goofy tiptoe past the tents?
9. What does Aladdin wear when he's in the desert and doesn't want to be seen?
10. Why did the Genie give Aladdin an elephant to ride?
11. How does Dumbo send his letters?
12. Why did Goofy bring rope to the baseball game?
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ANSWERS TO JOKES ABOVE!!
1. Because they have lots of fans.
2. Mouserable.
3. Duckumentaries
4. A Minnie-series
5. He wanted to go to high school.
6. He wanted to work over time.
7. The directions on the paint can said to put on three coats.
8. He didn't want to wake up the sleeping bags.
9. Camel-flage.
10. Ear-mail.
11. He wanted to tie up the score.
12. He heard you needed a diamond to play.
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