I wish I had a picture of Paul and Ken, our son-in-laws, presenting the Top Ten Reasons
Why It's Not So Bad To Be 70. The best I can do is to list them for you.

10. '7' is easier to write than '6'.
9. Medical science is developing new and more powerful Viagra.
8. You finally get to meet all those nice people down at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
7. Anna Nicole Smith is still available.
6. Going out and drinking until you pass out only costs $4.
5. You can finally cancel that subscription to Playboy magazine.
4. Your children are finally old enough to understand what made you go gray.
3. No longer bothered by those pesky life insurance salesmen.
2. Your grandchildren are old enough to drive you to the liquor store.
1. No longer being carded for senior citizen discounts.

It's time for CAKE!!!.	Stan blew out his candles with Billye and Dave in the background. I'm still waiting for the pictures that Julie took!

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