Their first real concert.  They were asked 
to play a wedding (which pays pretty good), but 
it was a little twisted.  It seems this guy Ed 
Bovine was marrying an Emma Bovine, and I think 
they were related, but I can't be sure.  This 
gal's father, Bartholemew, was one wild guy 
though.  After a few glasses of whiskey, he got 
real fun to be with.  He jumped up on the stage 
(a small white gazebo), and started singing with 
the band.  Then they sang... I think it was 
"Duck."  It must have been.  Not too appropriate 
for a wedding, but you know, whatever.  He loved 
that song though.  He started dancing and playing 
his banjo.  His wife, who was also his cousin, I 
think, started whistling the tune.  They sounded 
like us in that barn on Street Rd.  It was a hell 
of a good time though.  After we all got a couple 
glasses of Wild Turkey, we were all dancing around.  
In the end, I think Dee ended up dancing with Emma... 
oh I don't know.  Oh well.  What are you going to 
do really?  We were all piss drunk.  At least we 
were having fun.  Bart gave me a bottle of whiskey 
for the road.  I think I still have it somewhere.  
Incest or not, they're real nice people.