Boy they weren't kidding about this place.  
Stunk like a bitch.  All the folks that lived 
I guess were used to the smell, but we all 
nearly would have liked to die when we crossed 
the town line.  We had 2 shows there.  The first 
night was horrible.  About halfway through the 
show Katie fainted.  They got Warfel and Dee 
up there to try and finish the show, but neither 
one of them could remember all the words.  They 
finally just called it quits and went back to 
the hotel.  When Katie came to, they talked about 
cancelling the other show, but they just decided 
to maybe push the other show back a few days.  
They finally realized that they couldn't smell 
too much of the stink anymore, so they redid 
the first show.  Katie got up on stage that night 
and said, "I hate to tell you guys this, but your 
town really stinks.  It smells.  Smell BAD!"  
It was hilarious.  I thought they were gonna lynch 
her or something, but instead they just laughed 
and cheered, and starting chanting the band's name.  
It was great.  They finished up both shows with... 
umm... what was it?  Oh... "We Suck Like Yo Momma," 
but they tried to change the words in the song so 
it could be called, "We Stink Like Yo Momma."  
The people in Stinkbomb said that they were the 
first band to ever finish a show in that town.  
They said some bands just pulled out before ever 
getting up on stage.  So that was a good thing.  
It paid pretty well too, which um... made up for 
that Dollywood fiasco.  So that was good.  Although, 
fresh air smelled really weird for awhile.