MY Poop

This is a Poop Page. I spend a lot of time thinking about poop.. I like Poop and Japanamation.Poop is a good thing. In some cultures, it is looked upon as a god. Most people don't like the way poop smells. There was a man in Philadelphia who ate poop. He payed you money for soiled underwear, and a bunch of nasty stuff.. My poop is brown, but sometimes it is green and blue. On the 4th of July, I poop red, white, and blue. I am very patriotic. Especially when it comes to poop. I usually have firm poop, but sometimes it is runny, like eggs. Raw eggs. Poop is also called crap, taking a dump, and feces. it is the waste our body expells. It is the stuff we don't need in our food. When you don't wipe your ass, it leaves poop in your pants. When a donkey poops, the poop is coming out of the ass of the ass.

Crap

sailoreatpoo: A Sailor Moon Site. I like it.
Shogun of the Dark: my Ninja Scroll page.
bad dog!: pretty funny, has to do with poop.
My Next Poop: another page of my design.
Click Here If You Think Hanson Sucks: another page I made. It's much better than this one.
Dead Thoughts: a lot of extremly twisted things.
Slavemidget's Page: really damn funny, you'll like it. the whole thing is a joke.

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A    Story    About    Wookies    By    Russell

Once, there was a person named Jeff H. He was pretty cool. He was what we called a "fat guru", also known as fattycock. Anytime we had questions about being fat, we asked him. He was a true fat guru. When the Wookies returned, they spared me and my friends. There were 6 of us. We were taken hostage while the rest of the planet was wiped out. Jay, Patrick, Ivan, Michael, Jeff, and myself were taken to the mother ship and placed in a holding cell designed for no more than two people. We were left there for about three hours. When they returned for us, Jeff was twitching, screaming "Snakes! Snakes!", and throwing himself against the cell door. It was amazing when he broke down a door made of steel. He then said,"Zinc is by far the best element. I also like plutonium. It's just fun to say. Plutonium. How's your plutonium? Good, thank you." It was about then when we all went crazy, pulled out the shit, and blew the place to hell. Clump.

Russell S.

Disciple of the Poop