THINGS THAT ARE ODD

I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment.

If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's consulting; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?

Don't worry about the world ending today...It's already tomorrow in Australia.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep !

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning!

"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY" So what ? Who's in a hurry ?

"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours !

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

A baby first laughs at the age of four weeks. By that time his eyes focus well enough to see you clearly.

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