HATE MAIL AND STUPID GUESTBOOK SIGNATURES

From: Shelly Rabus

First of all, Leo is an AMAZING actor + he IS very, VERY FINE!!!!!

First of all, no he's not + he IS very, VERY UGLY!!!!!

Second of all, if he was a girl, he would be a h*$% of a lot prettier than you are!!

Second of all, what's *that* supposed to mean? And how do you know what I look like? Although he probably *would* be a h*&^ of a lot prettier than me.

So what if he's scronny!! Nobody is perfect!!

*gently* S-c-r-a-w-n-y. Yeah, nobody's perfect,and DiCraprio doesn't even come close.

p.s. YOU SHOULD JUST SHUT YOU MOUTH!!

Shut what, the door? I'm not a mouth. This is.:)

From: LeoLove13@webtv.net (Emily DiCaprio)

Subject: Leo

BITCH, LEO RULES, GO FUCK IN HELL

13-year-olds should not have such vocabulary! If that's really your last name, I hope you grow up and marry a nice man and change it. B&^%$

From: soldaatvanoranje@wowmail.com

Subject: LEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEO

BAMB! I JUS GAV YU A BIG KICK IN TEH HED FOR MAKKING SUCK A MEN PAG ABUT MY MY BOFREIND LEO!!!

Your bofreind? Sure, sure.

I HAR POEPLE LIK YUR SLEF!!! YU AR SU MEN!!

Well, I har people like you too. So there.

I LUVED LEO BABBY IN EVERTHING I SEED HIM IN YU NO>OF CURS E YU DINT KNUW. YU KNO NOTUHING ATALL FOE MAKKING SUCK A MEN PAG ABUT LEO.

No, I didn't know about your admiration for Leo babby. Nor do I care.

BAMB! I JUS GAV YU A BIB KIC IN THE HED! BOM! I JUS DISTODED YUER HOWS, AND NOW YU DIN NOT HAV A COMPUTUR TO MAK SUCK MEN PAGIES ABUT LEO. YU AR GUNNA DIE BUCAWS I WILL KILL YA HARRIBULLY! I WIL HERT YU!! BUM BOM BOM BOM BOM. DY DY DY DY DY DY DY DY DY DY DY DY DY DY DY DY DY DY DY DY DY DY DYDYDYDYDYDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYDYDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Uhhhh..ok. Let me try to decipher that. (It looks like somebody needs to go back to kindergarten and learn how to spell.Then take a Typing 101 class.) Well... you gave me a big kick in the head for "makking" such a mean page? *dryly* Ouch. How could you? What else... you're going to kill me because Leo baby is your boyfriend. I take it that's what the bam-bam pow pow is. (You can't even spell BAM? How old IS the typical Leo fan?) Tell your boyfriend to take some acting lessons, maybe when you're practicing spelling.

HI AH!

Is that a karate noise or a ha ha?

TAK THAT ADN TAHT AN TAHT! I A BETTING YU UOP YU FREK. COMUNIST! FASHISHT PEG! YU WEL GO TO JAL. LOREM IPSUM DOLAR SIT AMET. TAT MENS I LOV LEO SO MUCK YU FREK!!! *************************************************************** ************************************************************** ************************************************************ lEO SI MI SHINNING STARR

Awww... Leo's your shining star. You'll fit in well in kindergarten. And no, I'm not a communist or fascist. How does someone with such awful typing and spelling skills even know what those words mean?

From: missy_29@hotmail.com

Subject:Re:Leo

thanks 4 ur wonderful leo page. please i don't wanna be bored with ur sh*t. i have a life.

Your. There's 4 letters, hon.

i don't even like leo anymore. if u got my e-mail address from my leo page, i haven't updated my page in a yr. i don't like leo but i haven't taken it down because i've been busy.

Ok, yeah, sure, and you have time to email me.

and even though i don't like him, get a life.

You're repeating yourself...

i have better things to do with my life the sit around and make some korny leo hate page. go out partying or hanging out or something fun. please. oh, and i agree with u on leo just don't bore with that crap and get a life.-crys

Maybe you should stop going to parties and learn how to write a comprehensible sentence. Get a life is about the most overused phrase in history, as your use of it three times shows. Don't tell me what to do!

From: Amy

I don't mind too much you making fun of Leo. But why knock Minnie Driver?! She was only my #1 reason for watching Good Will Hunting more than once! Besides the fact that it's not too bad and the script is incredible.

Don't bring Matt Damon into this, Leo is bad enough! Ok, I won't knock Love Interest Driver. Just because you told me not to. Since you're God and all. Whatever!

Leo gave an extremely good performance in What's Eating Gilbert Grape?.

Actually, that's an extremely *awful* performance....

He also did for Titanic, Marvin's Room, and everything but Romeo + Juliet. (In my opinion, the worst of his movies)

Well, at least you're on the right track for *that* movie.

It's no reason to make a HATE page for him. I do believe that you only dislike him for his popularity. That's not something he can't control. E-mail me with your praises and complaints!

No, I don't like Leo FOR THE REASONS I SAID ON THE MAIN PAGE. If I truly thought someone was a good actor, why would I hate him for being popular? I know it's not something he can't control, so why the frig doesn't he?! And why would I want to praise you?

From: Dana C.

(This fan doesn't have much imagination. She writes this in all guestbooks.) You totally suck. You really need to get out more. All you cam do is sit on your lazy ass and make a damn Leo hate page.

Oooh, bad language. How dare you insult me. I "cam" do many other things.

Leo is SO not gay. My friend even got asked out on a date by him. And she totally wasn't a model either.

Sure, sure.

Get a life! Get a grip! Get away somewhere! Take a trip! Oh and by the way- see Titanic instead of lying about the fact that you saw it and putting it down. Duh! Dana

I said I saw Titanic? Er, where? (At least you got the putting it down part right.) Nice poem. (Haha! It's Opposite Day so I didn't mean that! Leo's fans probably actually have things like Opposite Day.)

From: Wildstraw

I have my own way to think 'bout Leo...

Yeah, and you just happen to share it with millions of other teenyboppers.

Don't write such things about people U don't now...please...U know,...Such page makes me wanna pjuk 'cause, U know, it's all lie....

Try...not...to...pjuk...too...much...a girl on the bus...was doing that and it was really disgusting.

But U know, U have your own way to thinks about Leo and I have mine....

Profoundness.

Take Care..and good luck with rest of this page...uhhhh..... Bye...

I'm touched. Why can't Leo fans spell y-o-u?

From: Nicole

I think your web page is so stupid and that you should be put to jail and sued

Ha ha! Who's going to sue me? Leo? Put to jail?! (*in prison*) What did you do? Mary Kay LeTourneau: I'm a pedophile. What did you do? Jailer: I murdered someone. What did you do? Me: I made a Leonardo DiCaprio hate page.

(Note: Stupid Mary Kay LeTourneau, that teacher who slept with the sixth grader (how trashy), really does live in this prison that's about 5 minutes from my house. She would like Leo, because he looks about the age of the boys she's attracted to!)

From: Jennifer Parks (jennparks@hotmail.com)

THATS WHAT YOU NEED KICKED IN THE HEAD THEN MAYBE YOU'LL RELIZE HOW STUPID YOU ARE!

Thanks for noticing my email address.

YOU SHOULD FEEL MIGHTY DUMB FOR ALL THAT SH*T YOU PUT ON YOUR PAGE IT'S A WASTE OF SPACE!

Maybe I should, but I don't!

THE ONLY THING DECENT 'BOUT IT WAS THE PIC'S

Ha ha!

EVERY THING YOU WROTE AND SAID IS ALOT OF BULL! HE IS A FANTASTIC ACTOR AND FINE AS HELL~O.

I don't think so. We don't all have to think like you, u no.

THE ONLY REASON YOUE SO P*SSED IS THAT YOU'LL NEVER HAVE N~E~BODY 1/4 AS FINE AS HIM.

Any, can you spell it? A-n-y.

YOUR PROBLY SOME LESBIAN B*TCH WHO HATES ALL MEN AND YOUR G~FRIEND PROBLY HAS A CRUSH ON HIM SO YOUR P*SSED THAT YOU AIN'T GETTIN' N~E

That takes the cake. It made me howl with laughter. Yeah, I'm a lesbian. In reality I don't even support that but if I was, why would I turn against a fellow gay brother?:)

SEVERLY DISAPOINTED~

Who cares?

JENN PARKS I LOVE LEO 4~EVER

From: Jenn Parks

A*gain*?!

YOU SUCK!!!

Now that's a creative way to start something.

you just hate Leo cause you know that you will never in your life get someone as fine as him!

Yawn.

From: Jessica

FUCK ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO HATE LEO!!!!

Well if you're going to be that way...F*&^ all you people that like him. No, there are some decent fans. F&^% all you teenyboppers that worship him!

From: Chuchi707@aol.com

WELL, I THINK YOUR WRONG: LEO IS NOTHING BUT BEAUTIFUL!!! OK?!?!?

NO!?!!!

PEACE OUT, US M&G

Peace out, brother.

From: LEO'S NUMBER ONE FAN, from SHUTUPVILLE

YOU ARE SO JEALOUS! LEO IS SO HOT AND YOU AREN'T!

Typical. How do you know? Are there a bunch of embarrassing pictures of *me* posted everywhere?

YOU SHOULD SHUT YOUR MOUTH BECAUSE HE IS A GRAT ACTOR AND BETTER THAN YOU WULD BE!

Er... I don't act.

I'M 12

I thought so

AND I'M MORE MATERE THAN YOU!

But I can spell.

I LOVE LEO AND I WILL MARREY HIM! I LOVE YOU LEO!

HE CARES SO MUCH!

From: Susanna

The reason that I'm signing your guestbook is to return the "courtesy" of you signing mine.

What an honor, you noble saint.

I don't agree with your opinion but I won't attack it, I'm not like you.

Ooooh, cold!

Judging by your "amusing" messages intermingled amongst your selected "hate mail", you think that all Leo fans are illiterate and have no personality.

Did you think that their "Get a Life", "you suck", blah blah messages were creative? So I'll give you credit, you're an unusual Leo fan. I never said that there weren't mature ones out there. Did you read my response to "F&^% all you people who hate Leo"? I think not.

The thing that I was pondering about, reading your page, was whether you have seen any of his movies.

Obviously you didn't read it clearly, for I said that I was unlucky enough to view THIS BOY'S LIFE and WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE and his episodes of GROWING PAINS. That was quite enough. Should I check out CRITTERS 3?

Maybe Leo isn't that nice a person, but no one is PERFECT. Anyway, how do you know what he's like.

I read.

Have you thought that one story by a brain dead gossip column "writer" spirelled out of control and young "women" everywhere made up stories for the money. An unlikely possibility perhaps, but still a possibilty.

Er, what? With all due respect, that sentence makes no sense. I think you're trying a little too hard to not sound like the typical Leo fan. But sure, all those reporters make the stories up. Leo is a secret angel, right? Poor, tortured little Leo.

What gives you the divine right over everyone else to judge whois a good or bad actor.

*gently* It's a fact of life that some people are good actors and some are not. It's also a fact that people have OPINIONS. Have you ever heard of an opinion? No... you must think that every single actor in the world is a good one.

You mention on your page some actors who you think are wonderful. You would go mad if anyone was slagging them off. Then you mock people who go mad at you because of your supposed "hate" for Leonardo DiCaprio. Are you familiar with the word hypocracy???

Are you familiar with the words long and boring? Yes, of course I would get angry if someone "slagged off" my favorite actors and if they made hate pages for them I would go to them and sign their guestbooks and EXPRESS MY OPINION. But no one has made hate pages for Matt Dillon or Kevin Corrigan or Adam Trese or any of the other actors I admire. Why? Could it be because they're serious thespians instead of cheesy icons worshipped by 13-year-olds? It's a possibility...

With that I will conclude this message as you will make a funny little comment about its length. Oh, I can actually spell "you"!!

Congratulations. What a long, dull message.

From: wham whack (Whatever that's supposed to mean)

Get a hobby!

I have one. Making Leo hate pages. *eg*

From: Titanic appreciator (How sweet)

Personally I think you should get a grip and get a life. If you hate Titanic and Leonardo that much stay away from associated sites!!!!

Too bad the rest of her message is so lacking thought and creativity. (!!!!)

From: Dessiré

Well, congrats on making a highly controversial site just to bring in visitors...

Thank you. Highly controversial? Is my site discussed on the news? Do classes have debates about it? This is news to me. I'm glad to know. Um, what's a site without visitors? I could be nice to Leo, but *gently* I don't like him and this is an *anti*-page.

...this web site depicts jealousy and pathetic desperation to me. I think that if you want to own a site, you should put more work into it than just a couple pics and insulting words!

What's there to be jealous of? Leo and I have nothing in common, and I don't want to be some stupid bisexual male actor. Why would I? I don't get the desperation thing either. I'm "desperate" for a webpage? I have six other ones, thank you. *with kindess* What else does one put on a website besides pictures and words? (And as my sister pointed out on her great anti-Matt Damon page, like hate pages are supposed to be all beautiful.) I will say that there are more than a "couple" of pictures. Learn to count.

From: Leonsuperstar (This is actually from the Titanic bulletin board at www.girlson.com, as are the two messages below it, but I think they qualify as hate mail. Anyway, this guy/girl is sick; he/she thinks they are Leo. Who would want to be Leo?)

Dear KickedInTheHead, I want you to know that I have just checked out your anti-Leo web, and was very impressed. I was impressed because you are a good writer. Also, because you are obviously intelligent.

Tears roll down my cheeks. "Leo" himself thinks I'm a good writer and intelligent.

But mostly, because I feel so SORRY for you. And, why do I feel so sorry for you? Because you are obviously so frustrated and in love with Leo....you know that you don't stand the slightest chance with such a gorgeous creature, and so you try to cover your hurt and your depression by claiming not to like him, or even to hate him.

*roll eyes* How did you guess, Leo? Why do you call yourself a "gorgeous creature"? That's not very masculine.

Yet, you run beautiful pictures of him on your website. But, then again, how could you NOT run beautiful pictures of him? All pictures of him are beautiful, because ... let's face it! Leo is beautiful!!!!

*howling with laughter at people thinking pictures like the one of Leo with his hand on ...er, the seat of... his checkered stretch pants are beautiful* Leo, if you're going to be your arrogant self, call yourself handsome or hunky or something. Not beautiful and gorgeous. Much as it often appears otherwise, *gently* you are a man.

I hope I don't sound prejudiced.

No, you sound just like I thought you would.

Anyway, good website, and I do feel sorry about your frustrations and disapointments. At least I DID acknowledge you. So you have something to be grateful for.

Yes, I can die happy now.

From: Kimtitanic (who would do that to their child?)

Dear Kickedinthehead: Well, you obviously REALLY must've been kicked in the head, seeing how messed up you are.

Like the fella once said...

Titanic is not about leo, or just the romance, but mainly about the real Titanic disaster. Take a look at it, maybe you will understand Titanic better.

What? And there *are* other ways, many other ways, to learn about the disaster other than that stupid overblown movie.

You obviously are very jealous of Leo if you made a hate page about him. I bet you wish you could look like him yourself, if your a guy, or go out with him-but know you cant-so hate him, if your a girl.

There's that jealousy thing again. Is that the best Leo-lovers can come up with? They must have been teased as children and their mommies and daddies all told them that the other kids were just jealous to make them feel better. I think it's quite obvious I'm not a guy, so why in heaven's name would I want to go out with Leo? And if I for some crazy reason did, why would that make me make a hate page about my "dream date"? Y-o-u'RE. I don't have an "a guy" or "a girl."

But, WHATever you are, you need to get a grip on yourself and reality, considering you will not survive in life if you are as jealous as you are now about someone like Leonardo Dicaprio.

But if I'm jealous of Joe man-on-the-street I'll get by, won't I? Oh won't I, O Advisor?

Also, I did not see any problem with the script. It was very well written. I would seriously love to see YOU try and write a better script than that that applies to the movie. Of course you cannot though, so you are ALSO jealous of the people who can!!!! Boy, you better stop being so jealous, man, or I'll have to kick you in the head as well!!!!!!

I'm just green with envy, aren't I? If you kick me, I'll kick you. Nyah, nyah! I want to be just like you, too, kimtitanic. I'm jealous of the world! I'm jealous of the screenwriters who accomplished more than James Cameron with all of the other movies about the Titanic, too. I want to kick them all!

From: Kimtitanic (yes, that unfortunately-named, ignorant little soul again. She goes on and on about she and everyone doesn't really care about Leo and is interested in the ship but it's pretty boring and doesn't really apply to my page. Then...)

How do you think Leo would feel if he saw your page??? He never did anything to you for god sakes, so why should you go be mean to him when he has something you don't have, "talent" "pride" and "a good attitude." ???????

I doubt that Leo would care if he saw my page. Like it's the only hate page for him out there. He would probably be amused. Don't you mean "no talent", "too much pride" and "an obnoxious attitude"?

As for your little jist about Titanic not winning best screenplay, it pretty much covered that anyway!!! IT WON BEST PICTURE!!!! THAT IS THE BEST ACADEMY AWARD TO WIN FOR GOD SAKES!!!! WHO CARES ABOUT SCREENPLAY WHEN IT WON BEST PICTURE!!! Titanic won 11 academy awards, and was nominated for 14, so obviously you have no clue what you're talking about, you probably havent even SEEN TITANIC!!!!! Here is a list of its oscars it won, and keep in mind, this is NOT including Golden Globes, MTV AWARDS (WHICH IT ALSO WON BEST MOVIE FOR), OR ANY OTHER AWARDS. This is JUST Academy Awards:

I KNOW!!!! I WATCHED THE OSCARS TOO, FOR GOSH SAKES!!! She lists all of the awards, from which screenplay and acting (two very important parts of film) were conspicuously missing. The MTV awards? How "serious". g-i-s-t. If you can't spell it, don't say it.

So beat that!!!!!!

When I make a movie, maybe....

If you don't like the best movie of all times and the best actor of haul times, than you better haul yo arse outta here!!!!! Cause we don't wanna hear ya! You jealous prejudice no life @$$

How "fancy." Watch your mouth, and don't try to be all Irish. Who am I "prejudice" to, and what are "haul times", by the way? I wish Leo would haul his "a*&e" away to Antarctica. He can take you with him.

From: ANGEL

I DON:T GET IT YOU HATE LEO AND THEN YOU GONNA TO MAKE A PAGE ABOUT HIM YOUR SICK. AND HOW DO YOU LIKE?

I don:t get your message maybe I could to make an answer to it if I did I'm not sick I'm very well thank you and how do I like what?

From: Kiss My @$$(No thank you.)

Hello brainless looser.

Well hello there, person-who-can't spell l-o-s-e-r.

If you don't like him, why the hell are you devoting time to making a page about him. That makes no sense to me.

*patiently* It's a *hate* page.

If you don't like him, then just don't watch him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's odviously talented, and you're jealous of that. Get a clue.

Gee, where did you come up with that last part? Wait, don't tell me; it's o"d"vious you Leo lovers share a brain.

Back to Leo the BAD actor!