See Mr. Humility wear a shirt with his NAME on it!
"I have to be nice to people now, Before if I didn't want to talk to someone I'd just say +&$% off"-
Oh, that's really kind. All of the people you're nice to are probably so touched that they receive kindness from Leonardo DiCaprio out of obligation. Why don't you share that quote with all of your little fans who go on and on about what a nice guy you are, you FAKE!
On school:
"I cheated a lot, because I just couldn't sit and do homework. I usually sat next to someone extremely smart"-
See, even Leo admits he's an idiot.Which might explain...
"College for Leo-"$&## no, No way @#$% I'm happy the way I am. I don't want to complicate stuff. I'm not a Superboy"-
We know you're not a Superboy...don't speak in the third person, dork. Are you too good for college?
"I don't have emotions about a lot of things. I rarely get angry, I rarely cry. I guess I do get excited a lot, but I don't get sad and enormously happy. I think a lot of people who talk about all that crap are lying. Right now I'm just trying to maintain happiness - that's all I really care about. Anyway, when you're my age and your hormones are kicking in, there's not much besides sex that's on your mind"-
Grow up, Leo. You don't have emotions? That must be why your poetry is the way it is. And your hormones are just now kicking in?! I swear it's a conspiracy folks...he's a 13-year-old masquerading as someone ten years older, he really is...
On his childhood:
"I was the nuttiest little kid, I'd smack the camera and jump around. They couldn't control me."-
Oh, I see, he's one of those people who hasn't changed much...
"I hate talk shows. And you know what? I'm never going to do one again"-
Hallelujah!
"I really like to have sweet people around me. I can't stand badasses. There's too many of them, especially my age in L.A. I like to get to know people, and u have to peel away so many layers of those people. Just give me someone who's relaxed and cool to hang out with , even if they're not studs"-
Don't swear, Leo. Sweet people? Studs? What's this about peeling people's layers? Leo only likes cheesy robots, he doesn't like anyone who's complicated. That was a Leo fan who spelled you like "u"... I think. Or maybe he's where they learn it. Since he's so intelligent and well-educated and all.
"When I'm alone with a girl, I can really get into the whole baby voices rubbing noses, teddy bear thing"-
Gag me.
Trying to kill yourself, Leo? Be our guest.*eg*
"The money they throw around doesn't get me. I don't want to sound like I'm some underprivileged kid, but u learn certain values. Like not accepting that because you're in a hotel, you have to pay $5 for a Coke- just go down the block for a $3 sixpack. On the other hand, I have my $600 leather jacket. And my $35,000 Jeep"-
Braggart. How tacky can you get, boasting about your money, Leo?
"I have the same problem as Edward Furlong. I'm so thin!"-
I howl with laughter at that vain, girly quote. Eat, stupid. Take vitamins. And what if Edward Furlong likes his body?
On what made him do stupid ROMEO AND JULIET:
"I saw Keanu Reeves in 'Much Ado About Nothing' and I knew if he can do it, I can do it"-
Snob. I don't even like Keanu, but I will say that even *he's* better than Leo. And at least 'Much Ado' was a good movie!
Aww, he plays. *sob* That's just sooo cuuute!
"Don't think for a moment that I'm really like any of the characters I play. That's why it's called ACTING"-
*shocked* You're kidding!
"[Living alone is] a weird adjustment. Because you don't realise how much you really miss Mumsie until she's not there"-
MUMSIE?!
" I remember vivdly- for some reason this has been in my thoughts- killing a pigeon. The pigeon was limping and my friend had a gun, so we decided to shoot it and put it out of it's misery. And it wouldn't die, so we had to shoot it at least ten or fifteen more times, and it was this grueling torture of the goddamned pigeon. And I was sitting there, and I was crying, looking at this pigeon who just kept getting shot in the head and the back, and who just kept wobbling. And finally my stepbrother just took a board and went crkkkk! and killed it"-
What FREAKS! I'm literally horrified. Do you think it's funny, Leo, to kill a poor innocent pigeon with a board?! Why were you even shooting it? Is that your job? What a sicko!
"I don't enjoy what drugs do. I don't do anything except drink once in a while"-
Leo, you "saint."
I'm literally nauseous. Do we have to see him salivating?!
"I remember the 'Checkered Demon'. He's this little devil with this three foot dong that just porks everybody. And that was my idea of what sex was about. And I was, 'Oh wow! I can't wait'"-
Yuck! Dong? CHECKERED DEMON??? What goes on in this child's mind?!
Leo on the "rumor" of a Broadway Titanic musical:
"I have heard this. I have no idea. I don't understand - how that could happen. [Leo sings] "The ship is sinking! Jump, jump, jump!"-
Um, the Broadway version came a little before your little movie, Leo. With Becky Ann Baker and Adam Alexi-Malle... maybe they're not big enough stars for you. Oh, your songwriting is about as good as your poetry.
Look. A dancer.
Leo on stupid This Boy's Life:
"The first time that I saw This Boy's Life, I only looked at myself. The second time I saw it, I thought I should pay more attention, but I kept watching myself again. Boy, did I look goofy!"-
Well, at least you got that part right, Leo. Why did you keep watching yourself then, you freak?
What Leo does to get attention:
"Acting goofy. Sometimes I'm a complete and utter baboon"-
*flick wrist* Oh, Leo, you thilly baboon, you.
Awwwwww...*sniffle*
On being a "hunk":
"You want to be remembered for your work, not for being "Hunk of the Fucking Month"!-
What an obnoxious quote! There's no need for the language and you should be touched that the little girlies like you, Leo, because not everyone likes you. (gasp) Some people hate your work *and* would disagree with your little hunk statement!
Leo contradicting himself:
"It's cool cause it's like 'Wow! There's a couple of girls who kinda dig me!'"-
A couple, correct.
On GROWING PAINS:
"It was all so contrived. I got to know what I don't want to do. I had these lame lines-I couldn't bear it actually. Everyone was so bright and chipper. I'd go nuts if I had to do another sitcom"-
Well, I agree with dummy about the character, but jeez, what an arrogant creep. I loathe when actors complain about their past work. Why did he do the show?
On "selling out":
"I just hope I don't sell-out and make stupid shit."-
Aw, his hope didn't come true. *smirk*
Hark, and who are you trying to punch? Punk.
On I don't even know what (being a punk):
"I know what I'm doing, but when they say "cut", I say joke around. I don't hide in a corner and yell at anyone who tries to speak to me."-
I would hate being in a movie with him! Don't make fun of your fellow actors, Leo. If that's what works for them, then let it work for them. Monster! You're not six.
What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good... well, I think it's a man... uh... I mean, sorry. *changing tunes* Luck be a lady tonight!
On Titanic:
"It made a man out of me."-
What were you before?
Oh...well,again... I guess it is a little hard to tell.
Leo's favorite birthday gift:
"My favourite gift would probably be underwear."-
For about the millionth time, grow up.
The freak has a purple tongue. Ha ha! *singing tauntingly* Leo's different...
Kissing Sharon Stone in stupid The Quick and the Dead:
"It wasn't that great, actually She grabbed me by my hair and pushed her lips against mine and then threw my head away. It by no means a real kiss."
I don't even like Sharon Stone, but I bet Leo was just so much better! Snob snob snob, whiny brat!