I literally loathe this picture that's everywhere. Are those eyes (and that stupid hole between them) supposed to be deep and intriguing? They just look evil to me.

This picture is CREEPY! What's with the yellow spandex and horse tank top? And the broken pottery? And that little girl?! And those marks on stupid Leo's arm? Is it supposed to say all the little girls love him so much and he wants to get away? And he conceitedly posed for it? (I guess I wanted to balance out the conceit by looking like a total idiot and freak.) WHO WOULD POSE LIKE THIS? It may be the stupidest Leo picture I have ever seen!

What *are* those cards that Leo is looking at with his usual dopey expression? I had to leave this picture quickly because while constructing this page I am in The Public and it *really* looks like he is looking at a bunch of pictures of naked women. So he's a pervert, too. Surprise, surprise.

He's the king of the world! Pity our poor world.

I don't know how to respond to that picture except to laugh. What a gangster.

"I'm a dork. I wear too- big clothes", says Leo.

Normal people would consider this a blackmail picture. Leo probably thinks he looks charming.

Look at the hopeless drunk. *snicker*

Take off that headband!! It does nothing for Leo's "masculinity". And what's he doing in a box? Mocking the homeless?

There's that VERY stupid picture from US magazine I mentioned on the main page.

Er...the glasses don't work, Leo.

And here he is gazing dreamily into the distance again. Or "louging".

He was probably teased in school.

Oh, sick. I'm speechless with disgust. Again, WHO WOULD POSE IN SUCH IDIOTIC WAYS??? What *is* he doing??

*giggle* Someone caught da wittle baby in a playful moment! What a coincidence!

Put on a shoe, Leo. No one wants to see your ugly feet!

Now ok... Leo's probably not gay... he has some wonderful girlfriend... you... yeah, yeah... but I am a little wary about these really pictures from real Leo-loving sites:

I don't even want to know. Why did he go to the beach with a man and play in the water with him? You can't deny that Leo is practically on top of that man. And why is he with two other man, grabbing... you know. Hmmm... there's some other one where he's escorting a man to some event, I'll get it on soon.

*suggestively* Who's that with you, Leo? Nice Elvis suit.

Channel One is a show for middle schoolers. Again, how "serious." *eg* What an ugly picture. Wash your HAIR, Leo!

Uh oh, his arms have been amputated!

*howling with laughter* I've saved the best for last. Or maybe I should say the worst!

Actually, there's always more coming! If you have any contributions, email them to me or let me know where they're at! Also make sure to check out the "quotes" page for more awful pics!

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