Okay, the Basset is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

The Basset is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

The Basset can get on the old furniture only, but has to stay off the new couch.

Fine, the Basset is allowed on all funiture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans.

Okay, the Basset is allowed in the bed, but only by invitation.

The Basset can sleep on the bed whenever he wants. but not under the covers.

The Basset can sleep under the covers by inviation only.

The Basset can sleep under the covers every night.

Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the Basset.

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Bassets like beer.

Bassets can't talk.

Bassets don't shop.

Bassets never criticize.

Bassets never expect gifts.

Bassets love long car trips.

Bassets seldom outlive you.

Bassets think you sing great.

Bassets never want foot-rubs.

A Basset's parents never visit.

Bassets don't hate their bodies.

Bassets don't worry about germs.

Bassets are excited by rough play.

Bassets enjoy heavy petting in public.

Anyone can get a good-looking Basset.

Bassets understand that letting gas is funny.

Bassets can appreciate excessive body hair.

Bassets don't care if you use their shampoo.

Bassets love it when your friends come over.

Bassets never need to examine the relationship.

If a Basset is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

Bassets don't borrow your shirts, well sometimes.

Bassets have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.

It's legal to keep a Basset chained up at the house.

Bassets don't let magazine articles guide their lives.

Bassets don't mind if you give their offsprings away.

Bassets will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

A Bassets disposition stays the same all month long.

Bassets like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

The later you are, the more excited Bassets are to see you.

Bassets don't expect you to call when you are running late.

Bassets don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

No Basset ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.

A Bassets time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

Bassets don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.

Bassets understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

Bassets agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

You never have to wait for a Basset, they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

Bassets understand that all animals smaller that dogs were made to be hunted.

Bassets would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.

When a Basset gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can have it put to sleep.

Bassets like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.

On, and on, and on, don't you just love Bassets.

Author Roy

AMEN