I am going to tell you some stuff now.  
First of all, I would like to say that I am bored.  
I am bored. 
Okay, moving on...

Now I will tell you about this site.  
As you can see, the monochromatic schemes were my idea.  
You can blame me for that.

And do you know why the pages of this site are so simple?  
It is because I don't know html, and refuse to learn.  
Well, too lazy to learn.  
I hope it's been interesting nevertheless.  
And all the better if maddening. 
hAhAhA.

I'm just kidding.  
I'm really a nice person, really!  
Except when I'm a mean person, of course.  
Or maybe a scary person.  
You can go to the LOW section to see the scary Ivy.