Eh. I'm tired.  And I'm bored of this now. 
Come back and read about me later.  
Fine, fine.  I might as well let you all know now.  
I'm really a man, a big hairy white man, 
only I've very cleverly managed to disguise myself as a 
puny little Asian girl all these years.  
Okay, bye now.




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Hello. I'll write more later, but right now I'd like to say that if I had a choice, I'd look like Audrey Hepburn!

Okay, it's later. Hmm. Okay. About Ivy. Do you really want to know? The truth is so boring, when it comes to me! Oh, but OKAY. I'm NOT really a big hairy white man. I'm sorry for deceiving you. FORGIVE ME!! I really am just a puny little Asian girl.

This puny little Asian girl was born in Taipei in 1980 and came to California when she was two. When this puny little Asian girl was little, she couldn't speak a word of English, hated school because she thought the teachers were yelling at her, and was afraid of ants. Yes. This puny little Asian girl was an only child until the arrival of her little brother in 1988. Her cuter, smarter, better little brother.

Now, this puny little Asian girl is eighteen. But she'd much rather be four. She still hates school but is no longer afraid of ants. Spiders, however, are a different matter. And she does not hesitate to kill flies and cockroaches.

Okay. Yes.

read about the brother: Frederick the Grape
know evil: my school