This here's yur Crow Bar, Mainly used for hit'n Buba over the head
and fer wack'n chickens.
This here's yur .454 Casull Pistol. It's accurate all right...so
Accurate that it can shoot the Warts off yur Mother in Law's Neck
from 150 yards away.
Here's yur Scatter gun it does quite a number up close and
does quite a pelting from far range.
Now this here wepon can't be seen by the authorities ya hear?
They'll snatch that thang right out of yur hands and keep it
for themselves. In otherwords...the law don't take kindly to
Modified Hunt'n Rifles.
