“Official” rules –
October 2, 2009
“I am in favor of a standardized set of euchre laws.
Who can imagine the arguments
in family,
social
tables and bars across America,
where everyone
thinks they know the rules?
It's time!”
– Robin Neill, euchre player
“Isn’t it time for a 21st century set of standardized
rules for euchre?
Isn’t it time for the game of eu-
chre to get with the times?”
– Todd Martin, euchre player
Every now and then we hear pleas for “standard rules” for euchre.
(Some plead even for “official” rules, but anything that is “official”
must have emanated from an office.
I know
of no Office of Euchre.)
And it is often the case that the same people who are clamoring for standard (or
“official”) rules are simultaneously trying to change the rules –
like, to require that the cards be dealt one at a time instead of in batches of two
or three, or requiring a certain number or shuffles (or none), or restricting speech in the
trump-making process (no more “Best I got,” for example; “I'll help you”
is not a proper way to “assist,” etc. – T.M.I.)
Euchre has been around for 200 years or more now, and it is one of the least changed
games we know – on the board or on the field.
“Reformists” can jerk each other off as long as they want about their desire for
“standard” rules; but until euchre has an organized competition of national or
international stature – like the National Football League, or the NCAA, or the World
Bridge Federation – it’s not gonna happen (and Joe Andrews’ “Grand Prix”
tourneys are not of sufficient stature to make it happen).
There will be at least as many variations as there are books that publish rules (whether
labeled “official rules” or not) until they all are published by the same company.
And people are going to make their own house rules and table rules as long as they are not
subject to sanctions by an institution that has the power to impose sanctions.
That’s human nature and the nature of games.
It is precisely at family tables and in the corner taverns, and in other social groups,
where the rules would vary even if there were “standard” (or “official”)
rules.
And where’s the harm?
The only major changes to
euchre rules in two centuries have been reducing the pack from 32 cards to 24 and
increasing the winning score from 5 points to 10 (11 in Pennsylvania and parts of
the British Commonwealth).
Euchre has
changed less in the last two hundred years than baseball has in a hundred, or than
football has in fifty, or than basketball has in thirty (the 3-point shot, although
introduced in the ABA in 1968, did not arrive in college or the NBA until 1979).
And those three sports are governed by rather widely recognized standard rules.
And then there’s bridge, which, in its present incarnation, is not a hundred years old.
With the advent of the internet and “texting,” euchre has changed less in 200
years than the English language has in the last 15 years (LOL! IMO . . . on line
. . . website . . . “on the same page”).
Yeah, some people play “stick the dealer”; some don’t.
Some play that you have to have trump to order or call it; some don’t.
We all have our opinions of the better ways, but as long as we agree on the rules before
the cards are dealt, what’s the big deal?
A
tournament director can simply say, “All games will be governed by the rules laid out
in The Columbus Book of Euchre,” or “in the United States Playing Card
Company’s Official Rules of Card Games,” or even “in Euchre According
to Wergin.”
So, there’s all the
standard you need.
Yeah, STD changes the
strategy of making trump a little, and “gotta have it to call it” negates the
strategy of calling a “safety” (or a “donation”); but the adjustments
are minor, and a good player can adapt.
The closest thing you can find now to standard rules, or likely will find in the
foreseeable future, is what you find on Yahoo!
Like it or not (I don’t, very much), it is the biggest euchre venue in the world
right now; and it has the power to make its rules stick in its own venue.
Yahoo's rules do not touch shuffling, cutting or dealing, of course, which is
the subtopic in which this lust for standardization has come up recently.
One of the guys quoted above has suggested that the cards be scooped after each hand
and dealt, without shuffling, one at a time for the next hand.
I ran this suggestion by two of the regulars at my table, B. Woods and Ron – one
step at a time.
“By not shuffling,” I explained, “you spread out the suits and weaken the
hands.
Fewer loners.”
“No, no! ” they shouted (both of them, simultaneously).
“That would almost guarantee a loner in something, to someone.”
“But you deal only one card at a time,” I added.
“Well,” they said, “that’s not euchre.”
Both of them.
At the same time.
True story.
Q.E.D.
Another of my regulars, Pete Falcon, commented, “If we had ‘official’ rules,
what would be the use for guns?
(Except for huntin’,
and wingin’ revenooers.)”
Nor do Yahoo’s rules touch reneging, or exposing cards, or “throwing in”;
and it does not seem likely that they will any time in the near future (those things
just don’t happen “on line”).
But, who knows?.
Maybe the internet will
come up with a “touchy feely” game.
Who’d-a-thunk in 1984 that people in California, Indiana, England and New Zealand all
would be playing cards at the same table while sitting in the comforts of their own homes?
Or at “internet cafés” . . . .