DAMN, IS THAT THING UGLY!!
That's right, ladies, gentlefolk, and bestial worshippers, we have developed the picture of
the Nebulous Freak, and boy does he look ugly! Of course we cannot be held responsible for Ron
Katz's terrible picture taking skills, but BÜRNING MAUS' very own Professor
Sati Shah is currently analyzing the picture and constructing a 3-D model of it which will be made
available to you, dear friends, as soon as humanly possible. For now, stare at this evil picture
and hate the Nebulous Entity with us. Feel the rage. Seeth with the thought that this ugly blob
wants to destroy our race as we know it. Feel the enpowerment of joining your fellow brethren and sistren
in overthrowing this evil menace! HEIL BÜRNING MAUS!!!
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