BURNING MAUS NEWS: Page 4

....June 19, 1998.  CNN reports today that a strong storm system was moving 
                             into the Ohio River Valley toward the Southeast on Friday after slamming into 
                             the Midwest, collapsing a huge circus tent in southwestern Wisconsin as the
                             audience scrambled to get out. 
                             The circus tent about which they speak was none other than the BÜRNING MAUS
                             Circus for the Aid of Disabled Children, currently on the fifth leg of its 
                             international diplomatic charity tour.  Of course what CNN did not report was
                             that none other than the Nebulous Entity caused these storms by creating 
                             descrepancies in the ionic charge of the atmosphere.  We will not let the 
                             Nebulous Entity get away with these rude and inane attacks upon our friends,
                             our children, and the benevolent people trying to make this world a better 
                             place.  The members of BÜRNING MAUS look forward
                             to our showdown with the Nebulous Entity in Black Rock City.  And do not 
                             worry my friends, the bipeds will prevail!