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....June 24, 1998.  The Nebulous Entity has released a press 
                             statement explaining that he has found a temporary home on 
                             planet Earth until the Burning Man festival when he will attempt 
                             to steal the Man, and humiliate all citizens of Black Rock City.  
                             The Evil Entity was welcomed with open arms by none other than 
                             the Walt Disney Corporation.  CEO of Disney, Michael Eisner 
                             has stated that during his brief stay, the Nebulous Entity will 
                             reside in the recesses of the Castle in Walt Disney World in 
                             Orlando.  Mr. Eisner also said, that the being from another
                             galaxy will be interim president of the cable TV stations, A&E,
                             as well as ESPN during his tenure here.  The Nebulous Entity 
                             could not be reached for further comment.  Do not fear faithful
                             reader, for these evil denizens will be stopped, or our name isn't 
                             BÜRNING MAUS!
                             



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