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....June 24, 1998. The Nebulous Entity has released a press
statement explaining that he has found a temporary home on
planet Earth until the Burning Man festival when he will attempt
to steal the Man, and humiliate all citizens of Black Rock City.
The Evil Entity was welcomed with open arms by none other than
the Walt Disney Corporation. CEO of Disney, Michael Eisner
has stated that during his brief stay, the Nebulous Entity will
reside in the recesses of the Castle in Walt Disney World in
Orlando. Mr. Eisner also said, that the being from another
galaxy will be interim president of the cable TV stations, A&E,
as well as ESPN during his tenure here. The Nebulous Entity
could not be reached for further comment. Do not fear faithful
reader, for these evil denizens will be stopped, or our name isn't
BÜRNING MAUS!
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