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....July 24, 1998.  In a pre-dawn tactical infiltration movement, members of 
                              BÜRNING MAUS Special Corporate Operations Brigade, Hypercapitalism 
                               Division invaded Walt Disney World to rescue our comrade, Theresa Kwan,
                               from the evil clutches of Disney CEO Michael Eisner and the Nebulous Entity.
                               Needless the mission was a sucess in many aspects.  There were no 
                              BÜRNING MAUS casualties, Theresa was saved, several Disney 
                               guards were killed in the ensuing firefight, and the Special Ops team saw the
                               Nebulous Entity itself.  We are now analyzing their data for all weaknesses, 
                               so as to create the most effective strategy in eliminating this menace.  
                               Furthermore, and perhaps only secondary to the rescue of our very own P.O.W.,
                               during the mêleé the Team managed to wound the Nebulous Entity, and sever a 
                               tentacle!  This prize will be displayed near Mission Control at the BÜRNING MAUS
                               Theme Camp.  Join us in celebrating the beginning of the end for the Nebulous
                               Entity. We've  got one tentacle now, and by the end of Burning Man we'll have 
                               enough for everyone.

[Editor's Note:] It has been brought to our attention that Ms. Kwan is currently being debriefed and will share her harrowing story with all of you at Burning Man


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