BURNING MAUS NEWS: Page 8

....August 12, 1998.  Alina Christian, head of the Mediterranean BÜRNING MAUS 
                             consulate reports today, that she has located a secret training 
                             facility for the Nebulous Entity and his moronic minions, the 
                             Nebulae, in Greece.  The report was forwarded to Central Command, 
                             who are currently calling out the BÜRNING MAUS Air Force for 
                             an air strike.  We may level all of Greece with our fire power,
                             but folks, this is CrapHead we're talking about here.  We know, 
                             and we know the Grecian people know, it's worth it.

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