Canadian Imperialism F.A.Q. start page
<Frequently Asked Questions meaning questions that we have asked ourselves>

1)  Who are the Canadian Imperialists?

We already answered that, dumbass.  We apologize for the strong language, but check out the main page.

2)  Can I become a member?

Yes, we have room for everyone in our elitist organization, especially for treacherous Americans.  Eligible members must follow the instructions at the enrollment page.

3)  Why aren't all of your jokes funny?

They are funny.  The problem is with you.

4)  What do you mean, 'jokes'?

If you couldn't tell by now, this site is satirical in nature.  We may or may not actually invade the world's nations in the manner that we describe.  We reserve the right to use a subtly different invasion technique.

5)  What is going on with your links?   Some of  them point to strange places!

This is obviously intentional.  How dumb do you think we are (don't answer, it is a rhetorical question)?

6)  Do they really speak "Swiss" in Cuba?

Yes, and you would know this if you had ever visited Mozambique, another Swiss-speaking nation.

This FAQ has not cured my insatiable desire for knowledge, I want to know more!

Check our our FAQ on the Indian nuclear crisis.
More FAQs coming soon to a theatre near me.