I hate geese.

Their pure white feathers
Are a mockery
They are fierce
And will not hesitate
To chase children
Or dogs
Their vile mouths
Spewing noises
That make my ears
Want to bleed.

Oh yes, I remember.

A little girl's umbrella
Is no match for a
Gaggle
gag gag gag
Run, but they're still
Gaggling
Hissing
My dog can chase off
Pigs five times his
Size but oh, these
Geese.

They are an army of
Evil in white
Good only for
Holiday dinners
Deceitful feathers
Stuff pillows and
Quilts.

What's good for the goose
Is good for the gander
But the only good goose
Is
A dead goose.

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