8-14-00 This summer is too fucking hot! We played in Austin over the weekend and the Crapwagon has no AC. That's how devoted we are to the Rock. We played at the Red Eyed Fly with an AWESOME band called the Cruel and Unusual. We should be playing with them in Denton soon so stay posted. The Crap Wagon got us back to Little D in one very sweaty piece. In other news, Chris has named his bass cabinet "The Lexx" in honor of the most Powerful Weapon of Destruction in the Two Universes.
8-11-00 OK! So i've slacked a bit on the news, it's only been 4 months. Lets see, In the past 4 months ALX our beloved singer had some minor medical problems. Due to "Rockin' Out!" he managed to give himself an umbilical hernia in his bellybutton, so he had to have surgury to correct the problem. You can see photos of ALX's surgery here. So while they had him cut open they saw signs of appendicitus and had to take out his appendix as well. Apparently he gave himself appendicitus from internal trauma sustained through years of self inflicted bodily abuse from once again "Rockin' Out!" But now he is totally recovered and continues to inflict bodily harm to himself by once again "Rockin' Out!" When asked for a qoute upon the subject manner, he casually replied, "What can I say, sometimes Rock Hurts." We also recently played this years Warped Tour with our freinds Baboon and Doosu. We had a great time except for having to sit around all day in 105 degree heat. The highlight of the day was seeing Beau Beau from AVAIL "Rockin' Out!" at the side of the stage during our set. I love AVAIL! but anyway, We had a great time, got to meet alot of cool bands, including The Mighty Might Bosstones, AVAIL & NOFX while sustaining a only a slightly severe case of Heat Stroke and Sunburn. We plan on recording some of the new shit later in the month with former Butthole Surfers and current HONKY Bassist Jeff Pinkus. That's it for now, TTFN!
4-21-00 - We Finally bought a van!!!!!! It's a 1978 Bright Orange Dodge Tradesman 200. We affectionatly Named it The Crap Wagon. If you saw it you would understand. I'll post a picture of it as soon as I get a chance. LONG LIVE THE CRAP WAGON!
4-17-00 - Let's see, Where to start?.. We played with H2O last Thursday, it fucking Rocked and H20 Blew me away, no wonder they ar signed to Epitaph... Last Saturday on April 15th, we played at Fry St. Fair.. The show went great and we played to a few thousand people. The show got a bit crazy to the end with a bunch of crazy ass people jumping on stage and singing with us, and jumping off into the crowd. There was this one kid who just pretty much spazzed out the whole time, it's good to see that Hardcore Punk is still alive in the hearts of many. I saw so many great bands that day too, International Sparkdome (Our Best Freinds and Brothers in the Denton Texas Hardcore Brotherhood), put on an amazing show. ISD is also fronted by my Twin Brother Craig, The best frontman in Rock Music Today! I love ya Craig. I also saw The Paperchase, who had such an emotionally draining set that I felt like I needed to go outside and cry. They hit me that hard! Probably one of the best bands to ever hit DFW. Baboon headlined Fry St. Fair this year, and when they played my heart jumped into my throat and I was enamoured throughout their whole set. They reminded me what playing music is all about. Putting it all on the line and wearing your heart on your sleeve. Baboon is the epitamy of what Rock Music is all about!
3-10-00 - We played with Season to Risk from Kansas City Missouri at The Wreck Room in Ft. Worth, TX the other night. These guys are incredible and super nice. Their music is fast and heavy. Great midwest Hardcore feel to the music. Hopefully we can do some more shows together in the future. We are also scheduled to appear with The Epitaph New York Harcore band H20 next month at The Galaxy Club in Dallas. I am so stoked! H20 is one of the best Hardcore Punk bands around. I can't wait for this show. also on the bill are Saves The Day & No Motive. For more show information, check out our Shows page.
2-21-00 - We Played some good shows this past couple of days. Staurday night we played in Waco, TX with The Hammercocks, They are a great bunch of guys who really know how to throw down and party. Evil as the devil himself but with more alcohol tolerance. All I can say is that the beer was flowing freely that night.
Last night we played at Rubber Gloves with Washington D.C. based ALL SCARS. Nice guys, very eclectic band which includes members of FUGAZI. The Sound is remeniscent of John Zorn. Free form punk Rock Jazz might be an accurate description for these guys. Stayed the night at my house and ate all my Cereal and Peanut Butter. They were also very animal friendly, which is always nice. Zoe-Dog liked them alot.
1-25-00 - Survived The Millenium & added The Fresh Prince of Darkness to the Site.
11/29/99 - New Revamped Website is up and running!!
We have a new guitar player: his name is TedBob. I'll post his picture up when I get him to scan it. Drew left the band shortly after we recorded the record; Fry Street Fair was his last show with us. TedBob has been with us ever since.

The CD is OUT!! It's called "Colon Bruising Sounds," and you can get it at our shows or by emailing us. We also have it in several local record stores, but it's cheaper from us. A measly $5 for 11 songs! That's CHEAP!

We're not playing the Halloween Borderline show....look maybe at a special Valentines Day show....