"'Dogs who talk enjoy eating purple bananas and
juggling simuntaneously'. I don't have a clue what that means,
Lassie, but I guess that means I should stay away from you. You know
what? Wait here, I'll just pop over to my house and ask my Mother!"
The talking dog replied, "Sure, no problem!", and gave a mischevious
grin.
Later, when the little girl arrived at home, she gasped to the sight
of Lassie at her home
This story is getting too
strange. I want to start a new story.