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RATING: PG-13

Now, in this shagadellic swingin' movie you never see mellons or a sausage, but you come veeeeeeery colse. There are two scenes that are as funny as hell containing close-to-but-not-quite-nudity. I suggest you have caution while watching this, you may die laughing or at least laugh you ass off. I give this brilliant pice of work a randy 5 out of an even groovier 5. RATING: KICKASS

It begins in the sixries where Austin Powers is the swinginist, hippet cat around. He is tracking down his arch-nemisis Dr. Evil who nearly escapes him in a cryogenic freezey thing. To make sure he can catch Dr. Evil when he returns Austin has himself frozen. When Dr. returns, Austin attempts to hunt him down with his new partner, his old partners daughter. Dr. Evil tries to show his son, who was artificially created in a lab out of the Doctors frozen sperm, the evil side of life as they threaten to drill a nuke to the center of the earth. Austin Powers, eqipped with his judo-chop set out to defeat the Doctor, only does Austin realize that his world no longer exists, and he is no longer shagadellic, swingin', randy or groovy, and for that matter his hip slang is useless. This movie is sooo funny I reccomken you renting it now, if you have NEVER seen it get your nerdy hacking ass out of that computer chair, get some fresh air and rent it NOW. What the hell are you still raeding this for , GO!!!!!!!!!! You're STILL not gone! Fine you must have allready seen it then, read the qoute and scram.

"Carnies, circus folk, little hands, smell like cabbage!" -Austin Powers, International Man Of Mystery