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RATING: PG-13
Alright, u got your basic BAtman spheil, baddies getting killed and hurt, yadda yadda yadda..... bat-nipples. etc etc.... 1 out of 1
RATING: I CAN'T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY PAID MONEY TO SEE THIS
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Now, the fourth installment of the Batman series. Clooney sux as Batman! George Clooney! COme on!! He sux!! He is a stupid doctor on er, (a show id NEVER watch) an old soap opera star, and now he's fucking up BATMAN!!!!!!! HE sucks.
The plot. Mr. Freeze was a professor who's wife got sick with a virus, he had to freeze her to keep her alive while he finds the cure, he himself fell in a vat of cold stuff and now he needs cold to survive, and the only thing that can provide that kind of coldness is diamonds (DIAMONDS!!!??????). So he starts a rampage through beloved Gotham and steals dimonds so he and his wife can stay alive.
Alfred contracts teh same disease that Mr. Freeze's wife has coincidentally so Batman and Robin have to get the cure from him. Allong the way Alfred's punk niece comes to care for him (Alicia Silverstone) but Alfred still has the energy to make her a batgirl suit and prepares her to take over his job if he dies.
Poison Ivy is some chick that gets chemicals pumped into her and becomes poisonous, and her buddy Bane is an experiment of some weasly guy who gets mad and enlarges himself. TOTAL CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Take two, and call me in the morning." -Mr. Freeze (i KNOW this is a terrible quote BUT this movie sucks and is full of horrible quotes).
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