THE BIG BUTTON

Eh.......I just found this button along da Superhighway de la Informatique : the really big button that doesn't do anything. and Calvin, yes, this is my own idea dammit. Heh....let's see now. I can't really decide wat to do with it, so I just let it do nothing.....let's all ponder the puzzling problem of the pushing, pointless button...
Pat: eh.....this sucks.

"I just don't get it," says Oga from the VIga. "I mean, it's a button, sorta like the other piccy-links on the web, but I push it and it doesn't do anything. It's SUPPOSED to take me somewhere cool on the web or give me a sound file or an MPEG. But it doesn't. I don't get it! WHY GOD WHY?!?"

Others are less dramatic. From Ed Chi of RPV, LA, "The button's gotta lotta energy, you know, but it's like potential, it's not KENETIC. It doesn't do anything but it does it in it's own little way, you know? I can like respect its desires not to do anything and admire the sheer determination of inactivity. Cosmic."

But Wilson Chow says, "It's a useless button. Why I just paid sixteen bucks in tickets and packet charges just to see it is beyond me. Can I get a refund?"

Steven 'GôôfY' de Brouwer - Fancy this! Your Big Button looks just like my Small Button:

The Really Small Button, That Doesn't Do Anything...
Except Being Checked!

According to Jeffrey Chen, "One can say that the Really Big Button doesn't do anything, but even that's not entirely true. I mean, it really doesn't do -anything-. It doesn't even doesn't do anything. I've seen things that do nothing before, but at least they actually do nothing; the button doesn't even do that. It just...it can't even be explained in words, really."

The Remmington Ong was quoted as emitting : "Click.... click... *gurgle*... click... HeeHeeHeehehe... click.. hoohoo! Click.... *wibble*... click... *snurf*... click... *sigh*... clickclickclick... *sob*."

"I think there's something wrong with the Really Big Button. It doesn't seem to do anything," Fendi Tsai reports.

Forrest Gump ponders, "If a tree falls on the Really Big Button in the forest when nobody is there, does it do something?"

Calvin Chen shouts to a large crowd of onlookers, "You are all wrong! The button does what all buttons of its kind do: allow itself to be pushed. What to do you expect? Can it be held responsible for what *doesn't* happen once it is pressed? I think not! Perhaps the world would be a better place if individuals were more like the button. Hail to the button!"

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