(We begin our play with the invention exchange between Deep 13 and the S.O.L.)
Forrester: Well, booby, what is your invention exchange this week?
Joel: Well, my invention is the Swiss Hockey Knight Knife. You see, it serves as a knife, a hockey stick, complete with puck, and a knight's armor. (Joel demonstrates, the knight's armor falls to the ground with a thump.) Isn't that neat?
Tom: Wow! I'll have to get one of those! Make me one!
The other bots: Yeah! We'd like one!
Forrester: Hmm...well...looks cheesy to me...MY invention exchange is the "A-Weem-Away". Here Frank, show them....it keeps all your weems away...
Joel: Uh....what are Weems?
Forrester: It keeps them away.
Joel: I said "WHAT ARE WEEMS," not "What does it do?"
Forrester: Uh......anyway....Your experiment this week is a sequel to THE PLAY, sort of....
Frank: Sort of?
Forrester: Shut up...well...have fun Joel... (laughs evilly)
Joel: That's not fair! Putting us through sheer torture like this again!!!!
(lights flash)
Joel and Bot's: AHHHHHH! WE HAVE MOVIE SIGN! MOVIE SIGN!
Adam (Cameo) : What's this "ah we have movie sign?"
Chris & Roberta: GOD! ADAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Satan: ADAM DAVID SEMONICK!
Adam (Cameo) : Oh sorry! Gotta go guys!
(Our movie begins with the Ocean Spray guy dancing around a palm tree)
OC guy: Lalalaalalalalalalalalalaa! Ooooooocean spray! (coconut thumps him on the head)
(Crow: Hey look the sky is falling!)
(Tom: Yeah, too bad it didn't fall on the directors so we wouldn't have to do this again!)
(Joel: It could be worse!)
Beavis: Yeah yeah! Coconuts are cool! (pokes his head out from one of the leaves)
Butthead: Huh huh huh...that was cool!
Beavis: Let's swipe his ocean spray! Yeah yeah...
(Crow: Delinquents....gotta love 'em!)
Tim: Hey! You can't do that!
Beavis: Why not?
Tim: Coconuts don't exist in this world! And how did you GET to this tropical island? I mean you can't just flap your arms!
(Tom: Finally somebody with sense!)
Roberta: They do too exist! I'M the director for ONCE! SHUT UP!
Butthead: Huh huh huh, she kicks ass!
(Tom: What's this? The directors actually DIRECTING?)
(Joel: I wonder why this wasn't cut out of the movie.)
(Crow: I wish they'd cut the movie out of the movie!)
Tim: Wait a second! I have to change a tape! (Runs off momentarily then comes back) Whew..ok...
Roberta: Hey Chris! Look who's here, I know you want to ask him a certain QUESTION....
Chris: OH! Yeah! (clears his throat for a second) AHEM....WHEN'S OUR NEXT GAME, TIM, GOD!?!
Tim: Yeah, I'll bet you want to play a Gold Dragon Ranger, huh?
Chris: No.
Tim: Then what?
Chris: A moogle.
Tim: WHAT?
(Tom: Yeah I'll bet he wants to play with his moogle.)
(Crow: You mean snookums?)
Chris: The hamster, GOD!
Picasso: (pops out of a banana tree) WHAT?
Chris: Uh..never mind!
(Troy walks onto the set, carrying a dolphin toy)
Troy: You're making that up! There's no such THING as moogles and you know it!
Chris: Uh, Troy...
Troy: Yeah?
Chris: I...uh...just looked at the.. uh...tv guide, and I...I think there's a....EARLY SHOWING OF SEAQUEST!!!!!
Troy: SEAQUEST?
Tim: Did you say SEAQUEST Troy?
Troy: Yes, Tim.....
(Tim and Troy look at each other realizing what they just said)
Tim and Troy: SEAQUEST!?!?!!?! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Tim: TROY! YOU FILL UP THE BATHTUB! I'LL GET THE BLUE FOOD COLORING, OK???
Troy: OK TIM!! I'LL GRAB THE SUBMARINES, AND YOU GRAB THE DOLPHIN AND ITS NIFTY SEAQUEST ACCESSORIES!
Tim: WHICH ACCESSORIES? PARTY-TIME, OR...
Troy: Definitely the Underwater-Fun-Times set, we had Party- time last time...
Tim: OK!!!
(Crow: Funny how two nearly grown-men act like that)
(Tom: I wonder how much they got paid for this...)
(Crow: PAID? You mean THEY are getting paid??!)
(Joel: Yeah.. right.. you know the directors..)
(Brittany walks on, with a goofy grin on her face)
Brittany: I don't believe that ever happened! And I'm not going to jail for you or anybody! That was GREAT!
Ray: It's a new one! That was GREAT! Obviously! I have to get back to my excellent GRILL WORK! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!
(Crow: Isn't that the one you thought was cute, Tom?)
(Tom: Shut up beak-head!)
Beavis: T.P. for my BUNGHOLE! I am CORNHOLIO! Are you THREATENING ME?
Ray: OOOF! A small blonde kid like me! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!
Butthead: He wants your wiener to GRILL Beavis!
Beavis: No way Butthead, I'm hungry for nachos, not hot dogs!
Butthead: Huh huh huh huh uh huh huh huh hmm huh huh huh!
(Crow: I don't think he got it....)
(Joel: I don't want him to...)
(Tom: If we're LUCKY!...)
Hungry: I'm just Hungry! Do you really have some Nachos?
Thirsty: Dammit HUNGRY! I'm Thirsty!
(Crow:...What the HELL????)
(Tom: Why did we agree to do this again?)
(Joel: Who are these NEW guys?)
Beavis: (cornholio voice) Heh heh heh, who are you Fatboy?
Hungry: I'm Hungry!
Beavis: (regular voice) No way Asswipe! I asked you your name!
Butthead: Huh huh huh, *HE'S* hungry for wieners!
Beavis: Shut up Dillhole! (resumes Cornholio voice) I am Cornholio, Fatboy! Are you threatening me? Are you Hungry for Nachos that rightfully belong to me? Where I come from there are no Nacholios! T.P. for my Bunghole???
(Joel: This dialogue really sucks...)
(Crow: And the line you just said DOESN'T?)
(Joel: Well.. I didn't write this horrible defacement to mankind)
(Crow: Like I said...)
(Tom: SHUT UP!)
(Crow: You're not Possessed again are you?)
(Tom: No..)
(Crow: Ok then..)
Hungry: Thirsty! He's scaring me! It makes me HUNGRY!
Thristy: GOD!
Chris: He stole my line! GOD!
Ray: Waste that money! OOOOOF!
Hungry: Money...that makes me hungry!
Thirsty: EVERYTHING MAKES YOU HUNGRY!
Hungry: Damn you!
(Tom: Do you think this guy's name is really hungry, Joel?)
(Joel: I think so...well....you know the mentality of the directors!)
(Crow: Yeah..that's true...)
(Joel: hey look! Commercial sign!)
(Tom: Thank god...)
(cut to a commercial)