Joel: Well, it was interesting to see what my son Pailhead is doing these days!
Tom: He's not your son, Joel!
Crow: Yeah, remember? You've never had sex before.
Joel: Oh! That's right.. hey! Don't rub that in! I mean really.
(Gypsy comes roaming out)
Gypsy: I don't think you guys should make any more references to the original The Play.
Crow: Why not?
Tom: Yes, Why not?
Gypsy: Because the current readers have no idea what you are talking about!
Crow: She does have a point there..
Tom: How about a quick re-cap? Joel?
Joel: Oh.. yeah I guess we should.
Tom: Ok.. well.. it started out as a stupid rap with Beavis and Butthead, then they went to go and visit a dumb kid the directors knew in high school, so it is really not pertinent that we discuss who it was exactly.
Crow: Yeah, and then Maude showed up cussing them out. And then there was Mrs. Garcia the director's high school art teacher who would attack you if you cussed a lot.
Joel: Yeah, that was hilarious. Don't forget the 2,000,000,002 Raymes, and the matter displacer that put us into the movie, and we couldn't get home, until the secret was revealed to us.
Tom: Yeah.. that matter displacer was a lot of fun.
Crow: Remember when Tom got possessed, and Miss Quartier was after him because she thought he was the cutest thing since cranks and windex?
Tom: Shut UP Crow!
Joel: And don't forget the countless references to High School teachers. Especially Mr. Schaffer the Golf Ninja, and some other various teacher personalities the directors wanted to make fun of because it was cool.
Tom: And don't forget when Cambot started talking with that snobby Oxford accent, and threatened to take over the show!
Joel: I really regret giving him speech capabilities. Thank goodness we straightend that out.
Gypsy: You see what I mean? You are totally confusing the readers!
Joel: Yeah, you're right! Ladies and Gentlemen! We will try to refrain from using references from the original The Play! It would be too confusing to even begin to explain! So on with the show!
Gypsy: Thank you!
(Lights begin to flash)
Joel: AHH! MOVIE SIGN!
(Down the hall they go, as scene changes to theater)
(Introduction credits are rolling)
(Movie starts)
Announcer (While jungle-sounding drum beat suspense music is playing in the background): Are you plagued with uncertainty?
(Joel: Yes!)
(Crow: NO!)
(Tom: Er.. uh.. well. I'm not sure..)
Announcer: Do you know where to go when you are in trouble?
(Joel: Well.. I wouldn't go to the mads..)
(Crow: That's for sure.)
(Tom: This is starting to scare me)
(Joel: Yeah.. it's scary that somebody actually took the time to sit and write this introduction!)
Announcer: Do you always feel as though somebody is watching you?
(Crow: (stares at Tom))
(tom: Stop it Crow!)
(Joel: I worry about the mads popping up on a view screen if I was doing something personal, like hanging up my laundry.)
(Crow still staring at Tom.)
(Tom: STOP IT CROW!!)
(Joel: That's enough you guys, lets watch the movie.)
(Crow Still glaring at Tom)
(Joel: CROW! (rips out Crow's eyes and pops the lid off of Tom's bubble-gum machine head and plunges Crow's ping pong ball eyes into Tom's Head. The eyes roll around.))
(Tom: I don't want his eyes in my head!)
(Crow: Hey! Gimme back my eyes! First the string, now no eyes!)
Announcer: Do you have a hearing problem?
(Crow: I have a SEEING problem!!)
(Tom: What? Huh? Did he say "shearing problem"?)
Announcer: It's 10 pm, do you know where your lips are? (suspensful momentary silence)
(Joel: This is scaring me!)
(Tom: Crow's eyeless face is scaring me.)
(Crow: I wouldn't know.. I can't see anything..)
Announcer: If you answered "yes" to any or all of these questions you need ...
Superimposed Caption: Hubbell's Lower Lip IS... (screen blacks out for a second) Spy-Lip! (drum beats get louder, then stop)
(Tom: What the hell? SPY-LIP?)
(Crow: That is just stupid.)
(Joel: (Stares at the screen))
Announcer: See Hubbell's Lower Lip defend the rights of innocent persons, and defeat his evil twin weekly!
(Tom: WEEKLY!?!!?! NOOOOO!!!!!)
(Joel: I don't think so!)
(The Lip pops up on the screen and Joel reaches up and acts like he is hanging from it)
The Lip: I WILL Defend the rights of the little people!
(Tom: Does he mean midgets?)
The Lip's Evil Twin: And I Shall screw everything up!
(Battle begins and everything looks like those cheesey effects from the Power Rangers)
(Crow: What's going on.. wait.. Tom.. tilt your head.. I think I can see out of my eyes from inside your head..)
(Tom: NO! Joel! Give him back his eyes!)
(Crow: (does his impression of one of the three hags from Clash of the Titans) GIVE US BACK THE EYE! THE EYE! GIVE IT BACK!)
(Joel: Ok.. ok.. you made your point! (Stuffs his eyes back into Crow's head))
(Crow: Thanks.. Oh.. now from the looks of this.. I almost wish you hadn't done that.. )
(Joel hops up and runs back and forth acting like he's dodging the fighting lips)
(The good Lower Lip uppercuts the Evil Lip and Joel yells "TOASTY!" Just like Dan "Toasty" Forden from Mortal Kombat 3) (Tom: Uh....)
(Crow: Commercial Sign?)
(Tom: Yes...)