Dude: Liu, stop bugging me about your stupid bike!

Liu: I'm sorry Dude, I should really invest in a good lawyer to help me find my bike!

(Guy walks out wearing a business suit, and starts talking about insurance and crap. A tall dark figure pops out from the shadows.)

Scorpion: (rips face mask off, toasts guy in business suit) I can help you find your bike... because I'm giving up being a rude and mean kind of guy. I'm turning over a new leaf. (Scorpy turns to the camera) Hi, I'm Scorpion, former demonic kind of dude whose only goal was to wreck havoc on Sub-Zero's life.

(Sub Zero Steps out)

Sub Zero: Yes, Scorpion and I have joined forces to become lawyers and insurance sales people.

(Scorpy and Subby High-five each other)

Scorpy and Subby: Because We are a TEAM! Call now at 1800-555-life and we will help YOU (both point at the camera) test your might!

(New Commercial)

Big Head Ed: Hi! I'm Big Head Ed, would you like to be annoying? Sure, we all do! (Big Head Ed pulls out a chalk board with really scribbly writing on it!) I'm prepared to help you train in one of the following areas of my areas of certifiably annoying class-skills that you can do in one of your local college's lab-rooms!

Big Head: Here are some of the areas in which I am an expertise in:
(points to barely-legible writing on chalkboard)

Running around the room to ask stupid questions to other people that don't pertain to anything.
Playing sound files loudly while other students are working.
Playing foriegn sound files and then claiming to not be able to find anything in English.
Bringing in a friend who is just as annoying as you are.

And of course, who could forget my all-time specialty:
Printing out Nudie gif's and jpg's on a dot-matrix printer!
Yes! You too can be as annoying as I am! All it takes is to not be a student at the college and show up when you know there will be an open lab, and just wreck havoc on other students when they are trying to work.

(turns to another camera)

Big Head Ed: And remember, I'm not a student.. I'm just annoying!

(Back in the theater)

(Still in the movie with Hubbell's Lower Lip, The Good Lip and defeated the Evil Lip, for this time. An annoying Reporter named Robin pops out and starts interviewing The Lip)

(Tom: Robin.. hahahaha.. Where's batman?)

(Joel: That's not very nice.. Robin is making a special appearance here!)

(Crow: Oh.. oh yeah.. [starts cheering for Robin])

Robin: Hi Mr. Lip! What do you have to say for yourself?

The Lip: I'm sorry, I can't talk now Robin, I have to go and fight the forces of Evil, for the little people!

(Scene quickly flashes a small group of little midgety looking people who yell "YEAH YAHOO YIPPPEEE!"; Scene quickly changes back!)

(Crow: I figured midgets had something to do with this)

The Lip: You see? I must defend their rights!

Robin: Oh.. I see.. but can you answer one question though?

The Lip: Very Well, what is it?

Robin: What are your thoughts about Hubbell getting involved in the WhiteWater Scandal?

(Crow: Now it's Politics.. does the Director leave ANYTHING out?!?!)

(Joel: Appearantly not!)

The Lip: Hubbell?! HUBBELL?!? Why does everyone have to ask me about HUBBELL?!?! I'm sick of HUBBELL! I do not like to be associated with him! I had nothing to do with the WhiteWater Scandal!

(the Lip flies off, and Robin yells for him to come back but the Lip doesn't listen!)

(Suddenly, from over by the garbage cans there is a crash. Four turtle creatures bust out of the alley yelling at each other incoherently!)

(Tom: Uh.. yeah...)

(Crow: If you had popcorn Joel, would you pass it to me?)

(Joel: I don't have any..)

(Crow: I know.. but if you did..)

(Joel: Yes I'd pass it to you!)

Robin: THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!?!?!? (Robin runs up to the turtles) Michaelangelo? Leonardo?

(the Turtles turn around and she sees that they are not the TMNT)

Picasso: I'm a HAMSTER Lady!

(Crow: Exsqueeze me? A Baking Powder?)

(Tom: A sphincter says what?)

(Joel: WHAT?)

(Crow & Tom: Exactly!)

Escher: Just SHUT UP! You are Not a hamster! Shut up! Just shut up!

Dali: We are the genetically enhanced reject turtles. You see we were once just like your fabled Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, we even came from the same batch of goo, but something happend to us. We were the uncontrolled environment factor that created us into the rejects we are today.

Wood Shavings (Tunnels out from the garbage, begins to speak with an Austrailian accent): Yes, I too was created by the goo. I am Wood Shavings, I am a genetically enhanced Wombat.

(Joel: Why do I suddenly feel like I am in TromaVille?)

(Tom: I was just wondering if the Toxic Avenger was going to pop out from that garbage bin.. )

(Crow: Don't EVEN Say it Tom!)

(Tom: "it")

Robin: Then who are those guys?

Picasso: I'm Picasso, I'm a Hamster!

Wood Shavings (whispers to Robin): He thinks he is a hampster, he got too close to the ultra violet lamp for too long, which was close to the hamster cage.. and well.. you know..

Robin: Of course!

Escher: I'm Escher, and I don't even know why I even bother to be here!

Wood Shavings (whispers to Robin): He has an inferiority complex!

(Tom: I wish I had gumballs in my head so we could chew them)

(Joel: No.. you'd stick it under the seats.)

(Tom: I don't even have mobile arms! How could I?)

(Joel: oh.. yeah. forgot!)

Dali: I am Dali. I am a tortured soul, and I like to make weird things that look like nightmarish turds with clay.

Wood Shavings (whispers to Robin): Dali is smart but he's got mood swings.

Rembrandt (Spaces off): Huh? Oh.. I'm Rembrandt. I'd rather be sleeping, or doing something semi-psychotic.

(A loud BAAAAH echoes from in the alley)

Mozart: Baaah! I'm Mozart, the Cloned Sheep! Friend to the Reject Turtles!

Robin: Oh.. well. It's nice to meet you.. I'm Robin O'Malley, an annoying reporter.

Wood Shavings: Well! In THAT case would you like to come with us and partake of our favorite meal?

Robin: Pizza?

Wood Shavings: No, veggie-mite and barbecued shrimp! I'm Austrailian, you know!

(Crow: Yeah.. and then we can all go to Chris's house and eat authentic American Indian food like spaghetti and pizza!)

(Joel: That's not nice Crow!)

(A loud rumbling shakes the ground, and Robin the reporter drops to her knees, the reject turtles ready themselves for battle, and Wood Shavings starts yelling things in aborigine)

Robin: WHAT IS THAT RUMBLING!!