About the Goddess of Jollification

Ahhhh.. yes. The page you've all been waiting for. The page of Jade, creator of Jollification, frolicker, and saver of the snats in the world. Jade is most certainly one of the most famous people in Atlas, Michigan (out of a 1 person study) and her history is very valued.          Jade was born in the silly place of Fort Bragg, North Carolina (and no, she doesn't have a southern accent, fatuous teenyboppers! ::hick laugh::) Of course, at this time she didn't realize that she was destined to become the Goddess of Jollification and a master of frolicking, for she was just a simple little baby and her thought were solely based on screaming and crying all. the. time. At the age of 2 she become an idol to people young and old and many Jade dolls were produced, which quickly sold out because she was just sososososososoososos popular.           At about 3 years old Jade and her momma decided to live in Michigan, where squealing fans chased her plane down the runway. Despite a few casualties ( morons running under the plane wheels to scream their goodbyes to the beloved Jade) she made it safely to michigan, and lived her next years in peace and serenity. Oh, those years were good all right, but Jade had a nagging feeling that something wasn't right in her life. That maybe, somehow, some way, Jade could make the world a better place. A place of frolicking, bounding joyously throughout the daisy fields, and blackmailing innocent people. Then it hit her. A webpage. A webpage that would tell the world how important being jollified really was, and perhaps even save a few lives. And here you see it, the result of all her hard work, this webpage. Notice how theres not even anything here yet? Jade, you're lazy!      Then, of course, she married the Pope, and they lived happily ever after.

"Jellicle Cats come out tonight, Jellicle Cats come one come all: The Jellicle Moon is shining bright-- Jellicles come to the Jellicle Ball."

Click my husband to go home!

ATTENTION: Coming soon to...here.. SOCK OF THE WEEK! NEW AND NOT USED!!!!!!!! I know you want it.

Current things: Current book being read: The Planet Pirates- Anne McCaffrey Current song that I play over and over: Ultra Relax- Shinohara Tomoe Current food I've been craving nonstop: Choco Tacos Current Status (At time of update): Stuffed on pork chops and very happy that I don't have much homework this weekend. Current Age: 14 :( Time: 6:25 PM Current Classes: Biology, Spanish I, Pe/Sex Ed., LAR 9