PIED PIPER
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Oh no! What will Quik & Eeny say!! 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. DO YOU KNOW WHY? Because FREDDY, the POPULAR DE- MOUSER had been called in the day before. LET US TAKE THE SQUEAKS OUT OF YOUR PANTRY. You Can Have a Mouseless House, Too Only $5. "Some people think pigs should feel pain Because they're so awfully plain, But they don't, and the reason Is easy to seize on: Being handsome's a terrible strain. If you're handsome, you're always ob- sessed With a doubt you're not looking your best, And then you get worried And hurried and flurried And spill things all over your vest. Whereas, if you're homely as sin, You just have to bear it and grin, For no perseverance Will improve your appearance; You're beaten before you begin. It is no use to sit and squall If you can't be the belle of the ball; If you're cross-eyed and fat You just say: 'That's that!' And you don't have to worry at all. Now the pig, as I previously said, About looks never worries his head. The pig has no passion For being in fashion And painting his fingernails red. And that is why pigs are so gay, Always laughing and shouting Hooray! Their looks they ignore; They don't care any more; And they sing and rejoice all the day." |
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